serbian trumpet

When an uncircumcised man is getting a blowjob from a woman and she blows his foreskin up right before ejaculating.

Fiona was a freak last night! She even gave me a Serbian Trumpet without even having to ask her.

by Serbian Native March 3, 2018

Junket Trumpet

Yet another name for an erect penis

My GF came around last night and noshed on my Junket Trumpet

by givemehedbaby September 18, 2011

Trumpet Pussy

The female version of a horn dog. She gets around a lot.

"Bro she's slept with like 12 dudes in the past week"
"Damn she a trumpet pussy"

by Pinkpunkpenguin December 19, 2024

tibetan butt trumpet

The Tibetan Butt Trumpet is when you get ripped with your friends and only have enough cash for some Taco Bell. Whoever passes out first gets a kazoo shoved in their ass and you all laugh like maniacs when they start to fart humming squeezing noises.

Walt came over with s bottle of Jack and we all killed it doing shots. Mike Z passed out dead drunk after 23 shots and 7 1/2 bean burritos. Jackson shoved a kazoo in his asshole and within twenty minutes he was playing a symphony on the Tibetan Butt Trumpet

by Miltythecheese June 10, 2017

skeleton trumpet gif

A GIF of the famous Skeleton Trumpet meme. doot doot

Hermkie: yo look at this cool "skeleton trumpet gif" i found!

by Wordamaker42 January 6, 2024

Rusty trumpet

A girl eat yo booty whole and tickle yo dick between the legs

“Damn bro that rusty trumpet was fire”
“You mean rusty trombone?”
“Shut the fuck up”

by Pepepoopoobitch September 1, 2019

Chilly Trumpet

The act of accidentally touching the moist freezing rim of the toilet with the end of your cock whilst you sit on the shitter contemplating life and snapchatting your nearest and dearest.

It is by the most uncomfortable experience a man can endure.

"Man, I just experienced a chilly trumpet whilst snapping Jessica about what happened in Oceana last night"

"Oh dear how unpleasant!"

by Jonathon Pembersley April 23, 2015