by vodka0800 October 12, 2015
by E K March 08, 2008
Nick: Don't do it, that looks dangerous
Alex: Ima do it anyways. I'm gonna touch the boat.
Nick: *Sits back and waits to see the boat explode*
Alex: Ima do it anyways. I'm gonna touch the boat.
Nick: *Sits back and waits to see the boat explode*
by TwoMustangsAndADolphin August 04, 2022
A gateway touch is a good way to touch a woman and figure out if you can keep touching and talking sexual with her at work without getting reported, often starts with a subliminal massage.
Hey look at me I'm a d**k. I work in local government. Think I might start with a gateway touch and then ask the women to go swimming, maybe talk about fetishes, maybe I will run my finger up her leg, maybe put my body up against her body, maybe bring a book about vagina and pubic hair to work, maybe call her magic fingers in a meeting, see if it makes her uncomfortable, I did the gateway touch and she didn't report me, maybe I might tell her I can get it up. If she reports me I'll say lots of words like I can't remember, words like maybe and um and Uh. I should be able to get away with it.
by Allegedly... October 18, 2019
He said to me when I first met him in the office kitchen that we should 'touch base sometime'. I told him I would be glad to if his wife obliged.
Haven't you heard? Touching base is the new first base.
Haven't you heard? Touching base is the new first base.
by Pádraig Shuibhne May 07, 2021
Describes an individual who makes up outlandish lies for attention and/or clout. People inflicted with the Liar's Touch may deny all evidence discrediting their lies and will get angry when confronted. Symptoms include; vague statements, sobbing for sympathy during a general conversation, and bringing up their fake problems on a daily basis.
If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with the Liar's Touch, you may be entitled to compensation.
If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with the Liar's Touch, you may be entitled to compensation.
Person 1: "Nick told me his friend moved to New Zealand and died from AIDS!"
Person 2: "No he didn't. Nick has the Liar's Touch."
Person 2: "No he didn't. Nick has the Liar's Touch."
by Rayae February 10, 2021
Touch bubble is when someone is standing, sitting, laying to close to you that it makes you uncomfortable.
Or so close to you and they smell bad, you can smell their bad breath and when you try to move away they get close to you again.
Or so close to you and they smell bad, you can smell their bad breath and when you try to move away they get close to you again.
"Tim smells so bad. He was in my touch bubble all night at the party"
"Sally was in my touch bubble during class and I could smell her nasty breath"
"We can sleep in the same bed but im putting a pillow in between us so you dont come into my touch bubble"
"Sally was in my touch bubble during class and I could smell her nasty breath"
"We can sleep in the same bed but im putting a pillow in between us so you dont come into my touch bubble"
by Kit cat 121 October 19, 2019