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the karen card

a "card" used almost exclusively by enforcement figures (typically a fandom wiki admin or a discord server moderator) as an excuse to not bring a superior into a situation and to dodge potential punishments, people who use this card usually don't know the exact definition of a karen, nor what qualifies someone to be a karen
moderator: !ban @user being a karen
other user: you're fr gonna play the karen card?! I'm gonna contact an admin regarding this!
admin: *clicks moderator's name* *removes role*
by Mr. Mage 750 August 21, 2020
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Courtesy Card

A verb, usually used in the past tense, describing the behavior of waitstaff validating identification for the purpose of age verification before serving alcohol.

This variation of the standard "carding" procedure is used when an overly polite waiter or waitress asks for the identification of a possibly underage patron, then subsequently requests identification from a patron clearly over the legal drinking age.
Waiter (to young looking female patron): "Miss, may I see your ID? Thank you."
Waiter (to female patron's obviously older male companion): "Sir, may I see your ID? Thank you."
Male Patron (to Female Patron): I just got courtesy carded.
by Dealer Dave March 14, 2011
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Report Card

A report card is a piece of paper that decides how much your family loves you and how young you die. It also decides when you go out to dinner next, in most cases.
Child: My report card came today!
Parent: Let me see!
Parent: *sees F*
Parent: You're disowned
by a sad child who got an F December 28, 2020
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Pants-card

someone's roster of sexual partners - a takeoff on the old-timey "dance card"
This really gross dude tried to take me home the other night, but I explained to him that my pants-card was full!
by Candylaw March 18, 2014
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Credit Carded

When you're skating and the deck flips up in between your legs in between your taint and balls and you land on top of it
Tony was trying to land his grind but the board credit carded him I honestly don't know how he can stand after that
by redfiredrummer June 6, 2020
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Grafix Card

A graphics card that looks cool. The word is a reference to the word grafix. It's often a reference to very expensive graphics cards, with animated rgb lights and/or fancy looking coolers. Especially graphics cards that are made by the company Nvidia are often called a grafix card.
Person A: What model is this grafix card?
Person B: This is an Nvidia 3090 that I bought cheap on Ebay for only 2,000 dollars.
Person A: This is truly grafix. I wish I could affort this cool looking grafix card.
Person B: I wish grafix cards would be less expensive, so you could also buy one.
by Nanagos February 13, 2022
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Boiler Card

When one person has sex with another double their age.
Mark (age 24) has sex with Mary (age 48). Mark has now earned his boiler card.
by Linkzerman April 11, 2014
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