tile licker

a lesbian
a woman who likes women

that lady is a flat out tile licker

by Cereal April 10, 2005

tilted bumper kit

A contiental kit that is on a car from the 70-90 gm american cars and its open while the car is in motion

Tilted bumper kit

by still walkin March 3, 2009

Tilda

Tilda is a very Lovely girl.
She can sometimes feel lonely,
She is very cute she might never be famous but she is very famous around her Friends! She can't be taken serious because of her act and if you spell her name backwards it Spells adlit. She can have a Dirty mind and a very dirty dreams ;)

Someone; That sucks.
Tilda; Does it suck dick?

by veryido June 13, 2019

TED-Tired

When you have so much sex that you keep falling asleep, even when your surrounded by hundreds of people

Dude fell asleep again... getting it every night from that french chick must got him TED-Tired.

by Tedyoungson April 9, 2009

Tube Tied

When you're doing something, and a friend strolls up to you with a smart phone or laptop, or takes your computer for a second to show you a Youtube video. If you don't stop your friend after that one video, chances are, they'll show you another one, even though you are trying to get back to whatever you are doing. Congrats! You are now Tube Tied. Your friend will continue showing you videos until they run out of ideas or until you make yourself look like a big jackass by asking them to stop showing you videos. This is normally only really a problem with people that have a hard time saying no.

Guy: Hey, wanna see a funny video really quick?
You: Sure, lets see it
*watches video*
You:Well, that was pretty cool, lol
Guy: Wanna see another? *as he's already scrolling through looking for another, before you even answer*
You: I guess
*watches video*
Guy: Hey, wait wait, this one is good too
*brings up another video*
Guy:And don't even get me started on this one!
*Starts another one*
You: (Aw shit, I'm Tube Tied)
You: Okay look man, I have to get back to work, thanks for showing me those
Guy: But I have a few more
You: Get the fuck out!

by Tesyl November 13, 2014

terracotta tile roof

A sexual experience where one person applies a clay, charcoal, or mud facemask to their partner, allows it to dry, then urinates on the masked area.

My ex always said she liked the waterpark, but when she asked me to give her the terracotta tile roof, I had to leave.

by Opieman20XX October 5, 2020

Tilewalled

To be frying on acid and get hurt.

Shawn tilewalled his leg last week.

by G.Bear June 11, 2006