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Have you tried Threads?
by tbk-i-win June 19, 2025
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Threading

You a re a real threading tray
by Hugeahole June 20, 2025
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thread the needle

when you’re SO is out running errands for you and you quickly jet out to meet up with your side piece and bang one out quickly, then race home to get back just before your SO does.
My hubby was headed back home from work, but he hit traffic, so i ran over to my side-dick to thread the needle. had him hit it from the back real quick and cum in my mouth so i could kiss my hubby on the lips when he got home made it home just in time to make him think i was cooking dinner the whole time.

what an idiot, i’m so glad i humiliate him all the time.
by WannabePilatesPrincess July 7, 2025
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Thread the needle

When a lad (or preferred sex) is on the shitter whilst their best friend is pissing between their legs.
Wyatt: Jack I really have to shit
Jack: I really have to piss. Wanna thread the needle
by Captain mole butt July 23, 2025
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thread pool

Thread pool is a collection of pre-initialized, idle threads that are ready to execute tasks. In network programming, it optimizes the use of system resources by reusing threads for multiple tasks. Ironically, the name sounds like the title of the movie your parents think is too inappropriate for you to watch.
I tried explaining about thread pool to my friends, but all they could think about was how it sounded like that movie they aren't allowed by their parents to see.
by Emotional Cruiser August 13, 2025
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Threatsona

A campy, almost drag queen like alter ego, resonating only with the deepest aspects of your soul. A Threatsona is the truest, fiercest, most unapologetic version of oneself.
Oh, she’s really going for it! She’s let her Threatsona run FREE!
by missking August 28, 2025
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Threadjack

Definition:

To hijack the engagement arc of a social media thread—usually via a high-impact comment that pulls attention, likes, and replies away from the original post. A threadjacker shifts gravitational focus, often triggering Screenshattin attempts and clout siphoning.
“He dropped one line and threadjacked the whole post—now everyone’s replying to him instead of the original video.”
by Wordwrecker September 2, 2025
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