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Shake Test

Noun, verb, whatever you see fit.

A simple 2-step maneuver preformed while drinking to test one's level of drunkness.

Step 1. Shake head
Step 2. Evaluate how drunk you are by how long it takes your surroundings to stop spinning.

Goal: keep them spinning!
Shit. After all this rum, I just had to (do a) shake test to make sure I could type this right.
by J Chill April 9, 2010
mugGet the Shake Testmug.

Milk shake

The act of cumming in girls mouth so hard it comes out her nose.
Damn that girl sucked my dick so good, I have her a milk shake.
by FTW Dirty Mike July 6, 2020
mugGet the Milk shakemug.

V-Shakes

When you pop her cherry and she goes all fkn crazy and relationshippy.

Stage 4 clinger. Not good. But hopefully the V-shakes wear off after a while.
I popped her cherry good now shes got the V-shakes and wont stfu.
by DanFM June 28, 2006
mugGet the V-Shakesmug.

Milk Shakes

When a girl gives a guy a handjob. The action is remarkably similiar to 'shaking' and the result is milk. Hence, a 'Milk Shake'.
'Missy Eliot's Milk Shakes bring ALL the boys to the yard'
by Lucien Vaucluse May 11, 2006
mugGet the Milk Shakesmug.

shake it off

After a male urinates, he doesn't wipe like a female would. Instead he holds onto his genitalia and "shakes" it, so as to dry off.
He had to (shake it off) so he could put it in his pants.

*glancing around stupidly at your friends, miming the shaking off* "(SHAKE IT OFF)".

~(shake it off) can also be used as a dumb immature joke, as seen in example number 2~
by -S July 24, 2005
mugGet the shake it offmug.

F Shake

What white/Asian people do when they feel uncomfortable.
It starts with a fake laugh, then they shrug their shoulders, shake their head and make a weird face. Sometimes their eyes franticly move around.
Guy 1:"I just told mark he looks like a dyke"
Guy 2:"hahaha wut he say bak to u"
Guy 1:"Nothin, he jus kept doin the F Shake"
by Da TrooF is Comin December 12, 2006
mugGet the F Shakemug.

protein shake

when you take milk from a pregnant girl and mix it with your own semen and make her drink it
"I gave that bitch a protein shake last night!"
by Bodog February 22, 2008
mugGet the protein shakemug.

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