Rob

Rob is a man, or boy, I should say because he's immature. He only thinks about himself 24/7, has bad comebacks and falls for bad women. Can't keep a girlfriend and likes to shut people down. He has bad hair, most likely hebrew turned christian. Can't sing and looks like a red panda. Irresponsible, probably gave his wallet to a grizzly bear. (not rob lowe, rob lowe is perfect)

Gene: Here, use some of my cologne.
Rob: Sorry, I don't like the smell of arrogance.
Gene: Shut up Rob.

Phil: KIll yourself.

by dr. shithead ashole January 1, 2017

rob mob

Descendants of the Oompa Loompas. A little person. Usually under 5'7. Has abs of steel and their hair is never messy.

Hey is that a rob mob in your pocket?

by Herbalife hulk October 22, 2013

Rob

Rob the destroyer of men

That is the most game of thrones thing I have ever heard … rob destroyer of men

by Paulisthejoker November 23, 2021

Rob’s push

A tactic used by high level players to use in buttholes.

Hey guys wanna do a “rob’s push” on to site?

Hell yeah, let’s bm these assholes

by 514y312 February 4, 2019

Rob Schneider

rhyming slang for , cigarette lighter.

Ready to roll, u got a Rob Schneider?

by luccirosso April 12, 2024

Robbed

When a grubby friend takes your money and doesn’t front up with the goods.

A- Rob said coots would be here in 30 minutes… that was four days ago now!

B- nah bro you’ve just been “Robbed” haha

by Robisafuckwit February 11, 2024

The Robs

Any form of incurable sexually transmitted diseases. Oftentimes, but not always, originated from someone named Rob in the most grotesque of actions involving family and animals.

"Fucked this chick I met on plenty of fish. Think she gave me the robs, what do you think boys?"

by CummyDoorknob August 10, 2021