[Hooker] [Me] [Up]

To drive by and pick up a friend or aquaintance who would be walking/ waiting on the street

Meg: How are you getting to the club?
Emily: I'm walking towards the train station to making the 5:15 train
Meg: You are never gonna make it in time!
Emily: Well then, hooker me up!

by Supaflye October 2, 2008

Double hooker wedgie

it’s a good choice if you want to hang someone from their door and let their dog eat their butt and it only has to be in the persons new house

Noah loved giving his friend a double hooker wedgie

by Trey white Vlogs February 8, 2018

dead hooker capacity

Trunk capacity of any car measured in dead hookers. Hookers must be whole and not chopped up and bagged

This Chevy Maibu has lots of trunk room, at least a 3 dead hooker capacity!

by Bigdadytid March 15, 2018

Swanky Pirate Hooker

Taurus is her sign, & she is STUBBORN! Swanky is exremely dedicated once you've shown her your intent.
Swanky gives & expects; fairness, respect, & honesty.
A music, & fashion lover! Pleased with originality & diversity, visually stimulated, & isn't quite the drinker people associate with Pirate Hookers.

Founder - Pirate Hooker Nation (secret sisterhood)

That Swanky Pirate Hooker,?, original she moves to her own beat.,
FromPirate Hooker Nation Swanky Pirate Hooker - founded secretly long ago....

The Swanky Pirate Hooker could ROCK that, she's got her own style!!

by (= Pirate Hooker October 26, 2010

Three Legged Hooker

A three legged hooker is a mythical creature that pirates talk about when drinking grog (a delicious pirate drink) or when trying to impress other pirates and/or winches. Technically, the only thing stranger than a three legged hooker is two pro baseball players making out on national television. Manny farmers believe that would mark the beginning of the Armageddon.

By the time the keg of grog was gone, each pirate had told a story about the three legged hooker.

by Dildo Backpacker April 7, 2011

High Class Hooker

Girls that go to Ridge High School. (A girl with money, who wears a little less clothing than a porn star in Algebra II)

A girl(the high class hooker) walks into a classroom, wearing a a tank top that covers half her stomach, and barely half of her boobs, and a short ripped up jean skirt, that's just a couple inches off her ass, and heals. She sits down in her assigned seat.
"Excuse me, Miss. _____, you are not dressed for school, please leave the room," her 24-year-old male teacher states.
"Oh, so you were looking at me?" She replied with a smirk.

by A girl from October 21, 2005

Smelly Pirate Hooker

A shot that will be sure to knock you on your ass...if you want it to. Created by myself and a good friend on the campus of Purdue University, be sure to visit Harry's Chocolate Shop and ask for one, they'll know what your looking for!

Ingredients:

1/3 Malibu Rum
1/3 Pineapple Juice
1/3 Bacardi 151

If you want it extra smelly, go a little lighter on the pineapple juice and a little heavier on the 151!

Hey bartender! Can we get some smelly pirate hookers over here!?!?

by NateDawg583 July 10, 2010