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Garden Gnome Fetish

Someone who likes to do the nasty with garden gnomes! OH YEAH!
Guy #1: Hey man, I heard on the news that the local Home Depot was broken into and all the police found was a bunch of garden gnomes with cum on them.
Guy #2: Gross, homie! That fucker must have had a Garden Gnome Fetish!
Both: Whoooooaaaaaaaa!
by Miss Informative January 17, 2012
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hoe garden tool

by SSIENDVSJ May 25, 2016
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garden path sentence

A sentence that when read, causes unintentional confusion because the reader thinks it means one thing when actual meaning is different from reader's said meaning.
James: I'll never get this report on "Why English is butchered" done.

Robert: James, time flies like arrows, fruit flies like bananas.

James: Will you stop using that gibberish?, Everybody knows that neither fruit nor bananas fly.

Robert: For someone who's a an English major, you know nothing about garden path sentences.

James: I should've known.
by fball_jones July 1, 2011
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snake of the garden

another term for diarrhea.
refers to the Devil as the snake in the garden of Eden with Adam and Eve that tempted them to eat the apple of forbidden fruit (Bible story)
Wow, I can still feel the sting from the snake of the garden!
by Chris McYowzer February 13, 2008
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dirty garden tool

When you want to call someone a hoe, but you can't because someone important is around, so you just say this.
You: Fucking hoe!
Momma: Da faq you just call your sister?!
You: A dirty garden tool!
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olive garden pussy

when someone takes their date to olive garden in order to secure having sex after the date.
Last night, I got some breadsticks and he got some Olive Garden Pussy
by anywhoser December 18, 2016
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