by penis slayer 900 September 29, 2021
Christopher is an absolute fucking bitch who will try to manipulate you into sending nudes. He will also fake his death because he doesn't know how to ask people to talk to him. Once you break up with him he will try to date all your friends and fail miserably.
Person 1: Hey did you hear about Christopher?
Person 2: Yea he's an absolute fucking bitch.
Person 1: I know right!?
Person 2: Yea he's an absolute fucking bitch.
Person 1: I know right!?
by Muffin.of.Nothing March 10, 2024
Christopher is a person that will try to manipulate you into sending nudes and will fake his death for 10 minutes because he doesn't know how to ask for attention. When you finally break up with him he will try to date all your friends and fail miserably.
Person 1: Hey, did you hear about Christopher?
Person 2: HE'S AN ABSOLUTE FUCKING BITCH I HATE HIM.
Person 1: I KNOW RIGHT!?
Person 2: HE'S AN ABSOLUTE FUCKING BITCH I HATE HIM.
Person 1: I KNOW RIGHT!?
by Muffin.of.Nothing March 10, 2024
a sexy individual who likes to e-sex all sorts of males and females and shemales and transgenders and all the above he loves to play da hood and he’s very fat but he’s chill tho.
by sexyniggasurf764 January 10, 2025
A gentleman, who has brown eyes and dark black hair, tan skin and the cutest smile, he has the personality of a fucking parasite but he’s amazing. You may see him skating (failing to do a kick flip) being socially awkward, or with his amazing gf. Christopher likes America 🦅🇺🇸 but is Australian .. ( American at heart ) likes $uicideboy$ and zillakami. He is a nerd at heart who enjoys being on google earth, and talking abt geography.
Girl 1 - who is that!!
girl 2 - that’s Christopher S he’s always wearing black !!
Girl 3 - he’s wearing an I ❤️ my gf shirt today 😱
Girl 1 - aw :(
girl 2 - that’s Christopher S he’s always wearing black !!
Girl 3 - he’s wearing an I ❤️ my gf shirt today 😱
Girl 1 - aw :(
by Soggy balls November 13, 2023
plays too much FORTNITE and roblox his favourite game on roblox is adopt me, he is a teachers pet, allergic to 99% of all humans
by roiuhgpiurfhpiureqhrehiureqhiu April 22, 2021
This one is defently a charmer. If you know one, beware! This boy does not know what he wants. Most of the time he if a player, or an a$$hole. But always super hot. All the girls are head over heals for him, and all the guys hate him. They usually fit right in, because of their looks and charms. If you know one you better make sure that they are loyal, otherwise ypur in for the lomg haul. Also they tend to always to be the main topic!
by byebye.cya February 19, 2020