Nonce

A insult / name of a persons who commits peodophilia

“Kyle’s a nonce, meeting nippers

by Fiinn February 17, 2022

murder nonce

A murderer who targets young children

"Did you hear about that 54 year old man who killed an 8 year old girl?"
"Oh yeah, he was a right murder nonce"

by ~hlumi January 22, 2018

nonce

british slang for pedophile

that kid cooper is a nonce

by e eu suinsiunu June 25, 2023

Austerity Nonce

Austerity Nonce - A new form
of hybrid nonce when the person is also a
massive Karen ...

Their behaviour mostly involving popping off at anyone who earns more than a nurse and branding them greedy when this has always been the case.

If the targets part of a trade union
they can display Tory ideological traits too.
Not the worst kind of nonce but still a
nonce nonetheless.

Johnny - Those fucking train drivers are greedy bastards asking for a pay rise ! They’re gonna make inflation worse. Give it to the Nurse’s because they deserve better and so they can make the inflation rise instead !!! Mick Lynch is evil. Trade unions should be illegal .

Bill - fuck off Johnny I’ve been driving trains for 40 years and we’ve always earned a decent wage you massive Austerity Nonce. Go get a better paid job or enrol on some sort of course for one. Dickhead.

by Roodler June 26, 2022

nonce

Basically used by anyone from the UK for describing a person who doesn't agree with them.

henry: it's so cold omd
lilly: no it's not wtf
henry: shut up you nonce have you even been outside today

by UrbanDictionaryIsAlwaysRights December 4, 2019

Nonce

A word used by prison officers to describe a paedophile

Not
On
Normal

Communal
Exercise

Prisoners use the acronym "NONCE" to stand for:
Not
Of
Normal

Criminal
Element

That NONCE Gary Glitter needs to be given a slice of street justice, dirty pervert!

by JuSco January 20, 2019

Nonce

Shahryar Khan

Ewww shaz is such a nonce he always nonces on my friends even tho their 5 and he’s 17

by Shazzzzzzzzzz September 14, 2020