lad meeting

The coming together of top lads to take part in serious lad chat. No hoes must be present.

Eg. When in uni halls, lad meetings may take part in the shower (fully clothed). Whatever is discussed behind shower curtain does not leave.

by Tightglow May 6, 2015

LAD

A member of a group based on the internet that are always cocky, arrogant & drunk. They tend to be unemployed with ginger hair and freckles. Usually plump.

Shall we log on and chat to the lads?

by buckfastunited December 7, 2013

pond lad

a Pond Lad is a magical lad who lives in a pond. Kind of like the Lady of the Lake, but pond-themed and way cooler. If you catch some fish for him, he will give you a magic Pond Boon. He is on very good terms with the local newts and may or may not be an exhibitionist

Person 1: Why isn't Ray wearing any clothes?
Person 2: I think that's just Pond Lad

by k'rk November 21, 2023

Lads

A group of young boys. This term is used in England.

Alright lads, let’s get this going.

by I don’t know ur. Mom February 27, 2023

long lad

The long lad is best described as a big gangly streak of misery.Someone fond of super splits that looks the image of the star of Wallace and Gromit, Victor Quarermaine,he generally would lack an ability to play golf and indeed rugby

The long lad couldn’t hit a barn door with a banjo

by Bigsam1 October 11, 2018

scran it lad

a phrase used to permit someone to devour the absolute living shit out of a piece of food

person 1 - 'scran it lad'
perston 2 (lad) - *proceeds to scran it*

by subwaysurfer March 29, 2022

The lads

The most interesting group of 11 guys you’ll ever meet. Out of that 11, 1 is always hœørny and at least 2 are simps, 1 cry baby, 1 short one(with even shorter shlong) 1 good boy and 1 bad boy, the gamer, the sweet 1, 1 missionary, and to retards that are lowkey kinda funny when bullying the short gym rat, and gym rat. Oh yea at least 8 are weeeeeebs and gym rat watches hentai🤮(no judgement bro)🤮

Girl 1: I’m bored let’s go hang with that group of boys “the lads”
Girl 2: why not we got nothing better to do and the most interesting stuff happens when around these weeeeeebs

by Taco_RobElChipo October 5, 2020