josh

a super funny fat short pleb who likes to sit in his room all day playing starwars caause he has no life. people call him him minion but he isnt short.

"wow is that josh?!"
"yeh.. just leave him"

by uifesodiwpq]q October 19, 2017

Josh

A asshole who only plays stupid online games and ignores his girlfriend

Woah that guy is acting like such a Josh

by the real slim shady is shrek January 2, 2017

Josh

Usually a fat fuck with no life aND beats children.

That father sure did josh his children .
Our boss is such a josh.

by Adizzleforizzle June 18, 2016

Josh

A logical, rational guy who finds pleasure in destroying any and all hope, reasoning, and joy in existence. He's kind of an asshole, dickhead, sarcastic know-it-all douche... But a little enjoyable, somehow...

Ah Josh, somehow able to capture our hate and aggression for years and years.

by Mickman0 November 5, 2016

Josh

An all-around adorable guy.Super sweet and loving.When he smiles the whole world stops. The best boyfriend in the world. He's cheesy and corny at times but that's why you love him.

Fat booty but a SMALL BACK: You and Josh's texts are so sweet and cheesy
Connie: He makes my heart melt.
Fat booty but a SMALL BACK:Awwwwww

by ramen_lover_420 October 28, 2018

Josh

Watches too much porn. Is somebody with a great sense of humor but a dick to teachers.

hey josh ur going way too far

by (/ovo)/ l____l April 9, 2017

Joshing

The act of screwing someone over badly - having concealed your true motives by lying and keeping secrets, then suddenly dropping the bomb out of the blue. Joshing is a specific kind of deceit where you try to blame other people by using their outrage as incriminating evidence while getting rid of any evidence pointing to you.
Honorary mention just popped up in xkcd comics.

Famous people who claim to have been "Joshed" include O.J. Simpson and Robert Blake.

Dude 1: O.J. Simpson totally did it!
Dude 2: No man, he was totally Joshed! Can't you see it's all just a big conspiracy to keep black actors out of Hollywood?

Dude 1: Wow, man. My boss kept telling me I would keep my job, but he just fired me out of the blue and then used my angry response to justify it to my co-workers.
Dude 2: Damn, that's a bad piece of Joshing!!

by Banjo2k February 27, 2010