gooning

what im doing right now

im straight jorking my shit. and by shit? yeah. i mean my peanits. im gooning right now

by tim trinity May 22, 2024

Nancy-Ass Goon

One who is insecure and vain as well as an outcast in the eyes of his/her peers.

If you don't like Jay Cutler you're a Nancy-Ass Goon

by Robadu Rob Al August 13, 2017

mao gooning

When you straight up be jelking it chinese style

"Ive been mao gooning lately, ni hao"

by Maogooner420 May 26, 2025

goon

someone who is just an idiot and cute at the same time. A goofball who does silly things and doesn't care what people think about him or her. Is somewhat socially retarded yet extremely funny in the things he or she says/does.

Ben Stiller is a goon and Will Ferrell is a huge goon. Ashton Kutcher is a goon in That 70's Show only. But track star Tyler Anyan is the biggest goon of them all.

by jambajuicelvr21 March 7, 2011

Goon-Goon Catch!

Goon-Goon Catch! Rules are simple, Duck Duck Goose; but your goal is to nut on someone "the catcher" and they have to "catch" the Gooner. You keep playing until you can't. Goon-Goon Catch is a popular game amongst friends, family, and even lovers of some sort.

Hey Braeden let's play some Goon-Goon Catch! with the boys later- Josh

I can't wait to play Goon-Goon Catch! - Prolly me or someone

by DanLuke12341 October 4, 2025

goon

someone who is succumbed to be of thy disturbing nature.

Disturbing, provoking, uneducated, egoful, disgusting

Mike D : “ This gooch got ur nigga stuck”

The whole 7 seas : “This young manwoman has succumbed to the goonizm 😖”

by realnigglet April 20, 2024

Goon

People who dont care and people who dont listen to the nay sayers. Their different and unique in their own ways and will be something in the world

I love Mya shes such a goon. I can def see her being a successful person

by I got that long shlong 3000 May 17, 2020