Alan

Someone who pisses down your back and calls it rain

Vivian: I’m so sorry. I can’t do this anymore. You’re ugly on the inside and out.
Alan: Don’t piss down my back and call it rain

by Alan_asian July 28, 2022

alan zhu

A guy who had a relatively huge head and a dumbass who only knows how to play games and has thousands of hours of games on steam.

Alan Zhu is an dumbass. Look at his steam account.

by TrashVan March 20, 2018

Alan

The hottest, cutest person on the planet. Will always make you laugh. He is funny, cute and smart all at once .

Person 1: Wow I'm so lucky to have Alan as a friend
Person 2: Yeah that's true he is amazing

by Itsallfacts8181 October 29, 2020

alan aura

Definition, an aura that radiates from an Alan that is too strong to be withheld from in the presence of one

I was writing an exam and the alan aura struck me like a lightning bolt.

by Yerdua June 21, 2023

Alan

He is stupid as duck. Some people just call him "dolbaeb".

Alan has big dick

by Hazamd November 24, 2021

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato February 24, 2025

Alan Li

This word is often used to compliment or describe someone of high Ohio Rizz Sigma Skibidi Toilet Fanum Tax Grimace Shake Alabama.

Alan Li: Ohio Rizz Sigma Skibidi Toilet Fanum Tax Grimace Shake Alabama 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀(●'◡'●)(●'◡'●)(●'◡'●)SUIIIIIIIIIIII

by marcomonkey68421 December 11, 2023