Kick a blonde day

December 2nd

The best day of the year where you get to kick blondes for fun
(Does include dirty blonde)

:) kick a blonde day

by Yeet4450 November 27, 2019

blonde air

This is what you breath when you are around blondes. Just being around them makes you stupider. You just get ditzy.

OMG I had a blonde waitress today that just could not get our order right. It's like the air around them is blonde air and it make you stupid too.

by boobralicious December 22, 2009

Jane Blonde, OOH

A female who is like the feminine version of James Bond, ie, very good looking, extremely intelligent, super athletic. OOH! Double O, H. Double O Heaven!

DAWG: Damn! Look at that bitch Brutha.

BRUTHA: Yea, I met her already, dude. She speaks 12 languages. Tito Ortiz gave a seminar at the Jeet Kune Dojo, and she was there. Flirtisha's her name. Anyway, Tito grabbed her ass and she instantly beat his!

DAWG: No way!

BRUTHA: Hey, I was there. Jane Blonde, OOH!

by Chuck Liddell June 11, 2006

A blonde on a quiz show

A phrase that means someone is very stupid.

On that spelling test i was like a blonde on a quiz show.

by Shaun Alexander Miller April 20, 2008

blond scott

a regular scott with blond hair.

"I have class at blond scott labratory today"

by karl stalfrone jr. December 9, 2007

busty blonde

A girl named Natalie

Damn this girl at my table is a busty blonde!

by Ag.:1 February 24, 2017

Blond Out

Getting a stupid person to enter a blind panic. Particularly rewarding when they've been a little bit too cocky and they suddenly realise that they are in fact totally stupid. The person doen't have to be blond but it helps.

He thought he was really clever by forwarding the e mail to his supplier. He had a total Blond Out when he realised the mistake he had made.

by Harry Just Stood and Laughed November 3, 2008