When one is stricken with the illness colloquially known as 'the runs' or the more fancy medical title of 'diarrhoea', one's bottom is said to be crying brown tears.
Harris noticed that Jiminy didn't look too well and was disgusted to find that Jiminy's botty had been crying brown tears all day.
by Bottweasel October 30, 2011
Get the Crying brown tearsmug. The athletic pants with the buttons up the side that douche bag jocks like to wear on a normal day probably thinking they will get in a situation that they will need to rip off their pants.
Harry: "Becky just said she told me to meet her in the bathroom for a blow job, its good I wore my tear away pants for easy access ;)"
Dick: "You're such a douche"
Dick: "You're such a douche"
by N1gg@Sh!t January 4, 2015
Get the Tear away pantsmug. Making someone cry and then using their tears as lubrication to masturbate. Used to show pleasure taken from humiliating another.
by I dig chicks hey January 28, 2008
Get the Tear Jerkermug. 1) When u laugh so hard, tears come down your leg.
2) Something to be very afraid of. This amount of tears could drown cities
2) Something to be very afraid of. This amount of tears could drown cities
by Lucipaw13 July 26, 2015
Get the leg tearsmug. Perform an Angry Dragon but plug your partner's nose.
Full definition:
While receiving a blow job, before you ejaculate plug your partner's nose, and at the point of cumming slap down hard on the back of your partner's head. They will gag, but since the nose is plugged the semen will come out of the tear-ducts. Making your partner look like an angry dragon, with tears.
NOTE: Pull your penis out of your partner's mouth immediately after, the shock should keep him/her from biting down.
Full definition:
While receiving a blow job, before you ejaculate plug your partner's nose, and at the point of cumming slap down hard on the back of your partner's head. They will gag, but since the nose is plugged the semen will come out of the tear-ducts. Making your partner look like an angry dragon, with tears.
NOTE: Pull your penis out of your partner's mouth immediately after, the shock should keep him/her from biting down.
I wanted to do something really special for my girlfriend, so when she was giving me a blowjob I gave her an Angry Dragon Tear. I think I get a badge for it, because it is extremely rare.
by StarkConflict April 22, 2011
Get the Angry Dragon Tearmug. A phrase used usually by an older man, when shit just dosent work out for him, like finding a job,dealing with
hi wife or children, or when he can't find the remote ECT.
hi wife or children, or when he can't find the remote ECT.
A. Hey Karen I just had a shitty day at work and all I want to do is watch T.V. do you know where the remote is?
B. Sorry Jim you had it last, did you look in your Lazy Boy?
A. Just Fuck me to Tears
B. Sorry Jim you had it last, did you look in your Lazy Boy?
A. Just Fuck me to Tears
by bellbelleza March 27, 2010
Get the Fuck me to tearsmug. by Der Funkmeister September 5, 2005
Get the shed a tear for Nelsonmug.