Jasmine Tea

She is a special type of tea that will put on a show so she can lure you into her sticky trap and hurt you so much that you'll get depression. Trust me it happened once. She'll leave you when you need her the most. Tastes floral and sweet. Lots of benefits thought.

Jasmine Tea: I love Minnie Mouse

Person: yea no shark Jasmine tea ugh

by strawberryicecreaminmalibu November 08, 2021

Jasmine Tea

She's the song blank space, she's bittersweet, Makes me cry to the song bags by clairo.

Person: Came across a Jasmine tea today...
Person's real friend: sorry dude...

by strawberryicecreaminmalibu November 08, 2021

tea slut

will do anything for tea

“she’s so thirsty for drama”
“what a tea slut”

by reeegorl March 10, 2019

Loki Tea

A cup of tea that's wearing horns. This is one of many Loki variants from the fracturing of the Sacred Timeline. Not to be confused with 'lowkey tea'

Alligator Loki and Loki Thor were hanging out with Loki Tea at the End of Time.

by liubuquitous January 13, 2022

warm tea

another term for semen

Ohh, I sure could use a second serving of some of your warm tea

by ouknoga December 21, 2010

Drinking the tea

To learn the spilled tea

Jennifer is drinking the tea about Mikey

by iwheeze January 25, 2019

tea af

When the gossip is extra juicy. But make sure to say tea then wait a second and say AF

Ashley: did you hear who Brian is hooking up with?
Tasha: WHO???
Ashley: Brooke!
Tasha: tea AF

by taylorgang__ September 09, 2018