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cloud status

Meaning to be "fly" as clouds. Another way of saying someone is "fly" which means "popular" or "cool".
We're on that cloud status right now.

My shorty is always cloud status.
by Yorkers June 26, 2009
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Jordan Status

When you basically roast everybody at your local basketball court.Hence, Jordan, referring to michael jordan.
Guy#1-Wow, you know that black guy yesterday at the basketball court?

Guy#2-the one that stole my bike?

Guy#1-uhhh no, the one with the triple double.

Guy#2-ohh yeahh, he was in Jordan Status!
by who are YOU!? December 22, 2009
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Chain Statusing

1. The action of a person who updates their status on a social networking website far too often.

2. The practice of updating a social networking status with a funny status, then a less funny status, and so on, for approximately 4-5 status, until the final status contains no laughter. A reference to the "Chain Lightning" spell found in many video and computer games around 1990s and the first decade of the 21st century, wherein a lightning bolt strikes one target, then a second with decreased damage, and so on.
1. I thought she was really hot, until i added her as a facebook friend and discovered she was chain statusing about what was happening on The Hills every 35 seconds.

2. I am chain statusing my jokes today, hoping that the 3rd and 4th jokes will just seem funnier by association.
by LordIronfist December 21, 2009
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A-Status

You have What they call A-Status. Non Like G-Status which is normally used in everyday life when someone is "Pimpin' tha Pen". But A-Status is Given by god to one of the few females that are a Ride-or-die chick. A female that is 'here to stay'.
(Ex.1) Rick James asks, "Damn. Is that a Dime?"
God answers, "No my good Sir. She's one of the few Female companions, that still have A-Status."

(‎Ex.2)A real girlfriend doesn't complain while her boyfriend is on his PS3 She sits there and yells "Omg kill him bby" :)
by xXSukMeDryXx May 12, 2011
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bloodhound status

A person of authority who can smell drugs easily; like a bloodhound.
The moment I walked into the door, my dad went all bloodhound status on me.
by NevadanStonette May 13, 2011
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Boner Status

Noun; The status of your hard-on.
Boner Status is often abbreviated to B-Stat so that it may be used in a socially acceptable conversation.

Examples range from limp to raging. Boner Status can also be ranked on a scale of 1-10 with 1 being the softest, and 10 being the hardest.
Guy 1: Yo what was your Boner Status after that date with Sally?

Guy 2: Eh, she wasn't that great. Id say my B-stat was around a 6.5.
by Eeshh December 19, 2011
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pimp status

that bling is pimp status
by joey March 9, 2004
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