A male who compensates for a perceived lack of penis size by tucking a pair of rolled-up socks in his underwear. (Commonly used as an insult)
by dutchboy September 04, 2012
fuzzy socks- When you don't feel like caring about what the heck goes on your feet and your number one priority in to live in comfy. Even if it means ditching you reputation
person one: what are you wearing on you feet?
person two: I'm wearing special Netflix socks and black and white yeezys. They were like, 350$ so.. what about you?
person one: Oh! ummm........ Fuzzy Socks??!!??
person two: I'm wearing special Netflix socks and black and white yeezys. They were like, 350$ so.. what about you?
person one: Oh! ummm........ Fuzzy Socks??!!??
by VERAALOE November 14, 2017
Tim: Hey, Alex, I saw your search history and all the feet sites... You know you're a real sock whore, right?
by ribonuke211 January 18, 2016
Campell: then I put on my athletic sock.
Brian: then while you were sweating in the athletic sock, the athletic sock broke.
Brian: then while you were sweating in the athletic sock, the athletic sock broke.
by CAMBOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE October 15, 2015
by kissmyjesuschrist March 13, 2015
Your jerk off sock. That stiff, rigid man mustard crusted sock under the bed you pray your mum doesn’t find.
I’m so upset right now. I cleaned Johnny’s room and found a dozen mustard socks under his bed.
I always jerk with a mustard sock. Much less messy.
I always jerk with a mustard sock. Much less messy.
by Eaton Holgoode June 11, 2018
What occurs when someone wears socks that are way too small for their feet. The socks slip under the person's heels and settle under the arches of their feet, forming a "puddle" of their sock(s).
While walking to school, John felt his feet starting to get uncomfortable. He realized he was getting sock puddles, as a result of wearing his smallest ankle socks.
by Gennabee January 27, 2010