Stand up jet skies

A bunch of assholes obsessed with Liquid Militia apparel and stand up jet skies. These people often refer to people who ride waverunners as faggots because they believe only stand up jet ski riders get the bitches. in reality stand up jet ski riders just can't afford waverunners.

Guy 1:"Hey wanna go ride bikes?"
Guy 2:"NO I ONLY RIDE STAND UP JET SKIES BECAUSE ANYTHING ELSE IS GAY!!"

by Spaced78 October 15, 2015

Skiing

Peeing on two sticks. In the ocean most commonly

He went skiing

by Thegreatone April 10, 2016

brazillian jet ski

When a woman strokes a penis with her vulva (riding it without insertion), usually to orgasm. For best results the woman's pubic area is shaved or waxed (Brazilian wax).

So Amber got her pussy waxed and gave me a the best Brazillian jet ski last night!

by Rogue77 April 13, 2016

Cross-country skiing

The act of a female positioned between two male companions, a phallus clutched within each extremity, animatedly yanking, one hand up, and inversely the other hand thrusting down, so as to appear to be cross-country skiing.

Last night I walked in on Sarah cross-country skiing Matt and John. They were both smirking at me brashly.

by envenom July 2, 2019

Ski and Flee

Another way of saying "hit and run".

Pedestrian: Hello! Operator! A driver just hit someone and then pulled a ski and flee!
911 Operator: On our way!

by Ashton_M_02 March 24, 2019

Ski Sku

A verbal outburst to represent excitement or appreciation

Created by SoundCloud Rapper Zay 3.0

Ayeeeeeee, SKI SKUUUU

by Squishywhale3 April 19, 2019

Ski Yeet

Another way of saying “lets go!”

He turned and yelled Ski Yeet after his favorite team won!

by Ski Yeet May 16, 2019