Handicap skiing

To give a hand job to the driver of the vehicle you're in

Also known as Backroad skiing

Greg and I drove the back roads last night and he did some handicap skiing. Almost drove in a ditch....

by Bennylumpkin@gmail.com Lumpkin July 26, 2016

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Get the Handicap skiingmug.

ski

This is what occurs when someone gets so belligerently drunk that another being emerges from their soul and are no longer held responsible for their actions. Kinda like when Bruce Banner becomes the Hulk. Proper use for this is adding ski to the end of someones name, thus indicating that they have entered this specific state of intoxication

Man Fred was so drunk last night he got banned from the bar for 2 years!
No way man Fred would never do that. That had to have been Fredski

by coltski January 22, 2019

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Get the skimug.

Ski

Meaning young og/gangster

I’m bored on ski. "I’m ski on my life"

by Youngve December 1, 2018

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Get the Skimug.

Ski and Flee

Another way of saying "hit and run".

Pedestrian: Hello! Operator! A driver just hit someone and then pulled a ski and flee!
911 Operator: On our way!

by Ashton_M_02 March 24, 2019

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Get the Ski and Fleemug.

Ski-doo

Since Skidoo trails are mostly located in rural areas, it is used to signifiy a rural born and raised narrow-minded inhabitant, who shows misplaced confidence about subjects they legitimately could be aware of by only getting out of the only city they know. Unfortunately, he consciously refuses to and by doing so, he embraces the role society made up for him: The guardian of green spaces and old school values. In much rarer cases of acceptance, a Skidoo can merge as one entity with the vehicle, making it impossible to come back.

Person 1: Oh god, I hate muslims, they are invasives and try to tell us what to do in our country.
Person 2: Shut up fuckin' ski-doo, there is not a single muslim living in a 300 km radius near you. Pack your shit together and just leave ski-doo-town before it's too late.

by SWINDORSE May 31, 2017

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