skeet cushion

When a man ejaculates in a women's chair in hopes that she'll sit in it.

Oh snap, I just sat on a skeet cushion!

I'm gonna sneak in the girl's bathroom and give them a toilet skeet cushion!

by jacobjacobs March 15, 2011

named skeet skeet

When a female named Rhonda dresses in black and walks from the grocery store (or local deli) to her house, and then back again until she has covered 6.78 miles of distance. This can only occur on a Sunday or a Monday, and Rhonda CANNOT be barefoot.

"Rhonda skeet-skeeted on Monday."

by Gerald Lambeaux March 4, 2004

Skeet and Run

When a man runs into a room and skeets on as much stuff as he can as quick as he can and then bails as fast as he came.

Dude, were going into her room and and gunna skeet and run.

by Jeffneezi October 3, 2008

skeet beard

A large helping of man sauce generously slathered around the lower portion of a womans face.

Yeah, so I was was bangin this chick and I didn't want to get her pregnant so I pulled out and gave her a skeet beard instead.

by Max. L January 19, 2008

skeet mobile

1. A car similar to the original 'Bat mobile' but more attractive and covered in skeet

2. The car your mother drives

3. A car so ugly, you would rather skeet on its dingy surface than drive it in public

1. That is one rad skeet mobile!

2. Hey Mom, can I drive your skeet mobile to school?

3. Wow, that '81 Honda Civic is a skeet mobile.

by Kyle da O.G. November 11, 2008

beat and skeet

when you have sex with someone once and never talk to them again!!!

Yo that chick\dude sucked i had to beat and skeet!!!!

by Tayla Testicles October 17, 2008

skeet and delete

The art of using a girl for a single night of sexual intercourse and then never contacting or speaking to that particular broad again. Similar terms are smash and dash, boom and zoom, hit and quit, etc.

“Hey Johnny, are you still with that girl?” “Nah man, I had to just skeet and delete.”

by Trident of Treason August 9, 2018