by Mr.L337 April 17, 2005
When you're hitting a girl from behind (be it doggie style or anus) and just before climax you remove your meat from selected orifice (preferably anus) and drop your load (aka skeet) on her back. Then piss (aka shoot) selected load droplets off her back. For style and safety we recommend a shooting jacket, goggles, hearing protection, and well-trained beagle.
"I went skeet shooting with Rebecca last night."
"Oh yeah, how'd you do?"
"I would have hit them all but I ran out of piss."
"Oh yeah, how'd you do?"
"I would have hit them all but I ran out of piss."
by Sharpshooter10 August 20, 2009
by mickey brown March 08, 2007
The ski skeet is a very risky, but extremely beautiful sex position. It starts with the man inserting his dick into the woman's back side, but as he pumps it in and out he does it in a skiing like movement. To enhance the feeling googles, and ski poles may be used. This act is finished with the man exclaiming, "Bejabbers."
Jill: It really feels like you're skiing in my anus.
John: That's because i'm ski skeeting.
Jill: Wow!
John: Bejabbers, BITCH!
Joe: It's whats for dinner!
Dave Chappelle: BYAAAAAAAAAAH!
John: That's because i'm ski skeeting.
Jill: Wow!
John: Bejabbers, BITCH!
Joe: It's whats for dinner!
Dave Chappelle: BYAAAAAAAAAAH!
by M4x1mus May 15, 2007
a version of the children's game "hide and seek" in which one person is designated as "it." this person must count to 10 while everyone else finds a place in which they can masturbate. the person who is it must then attempt to find the other players before they blow their load. the first person to be found who has not finished is then it. after several rounds, it becomes much easier for whoever is it to find players before they finish.
Bro, i was playin hide and skeet last night with my bros, bro.
Really bro? How'd it go bro?
It was awesome bro. I was never it and was beatin my dick like an iraqi soldier. Do you have any lotion bro?
Really bro? How'd it go bro?
It was awesome bro. I was never it and was beatin my dick like an iraqi soldier. Do you have any lotion bro?
by douchbag69 November 05, 2008
Tribe Leader: tomorrow we will be going south to capture the enemies and skeet all over there huts, faces, and probly there ear holes
Young Follower: long live the skeet tribe
Young Follower: long live the skeet tribe
by your step-father June 03, 2006