Pony ride 

Horse. Heroin. Shooting/smoking heroin. Keeps it kinda secret from others cause not many refer to heroin as 'pony'.

Anyone wanna go for a pony ride later?

Pony ride by carfentanil February 19, 2012

Dog and pony show

Banging a girl doggy style while aggressively pulling her hair back with one of your hands into an impromptu ponytail

She used to be a boring lay and only wanted to do it missionary. That was before I bent her over and gave her the old dog and pony show.

Dog and pony show by MrDogAndPony March 3, 2014

Pony Up 

1. Basically, to engage in sexual intercourse, but particularly if one is in the "cowgirl" position.
2. Pay up.
3. Another term for lesbian sex in the cowgirl position.

Guy: Pony up babe.
Girl: *climbs on*

Pony Up by PigInADollHouse February 17, 2010

Pontooning 

Blowing furiously onto the fatty portion of a man's testicles, producing a loud bubbly sound.

After her lover motorboated her breasts, she started pontooning him furiously.

Pontooning by catmontty January 5, 2015

Phony Pony 

Description of someone wearing a fake hair weave that looks unusally long for that person.

Long fake hair that looks as if it came off a horse's tail, and used as hair weaves, etc.

That ain't her hair, she's a phony pony!

Phony Pony by Joe Gayle February 21, 2003

Ponson  

the equivalent to the word "BONSON". it means someone who bulldozes/plows food like its their job. it can be any form of food.

Sal: can i ponson the rest of your cheese fries.
Brian: Fuck no im starving.



Sal:Can i ponson one of your classic raspberry snapples
Brian:Why are you so goddam fat?



Sal: Can i ponson those puppies.
Brian:If by puppies you mean my bag of chips then no.

Ponson by bri thompson June 26, 2008

Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke 

An extremely long name. The real/full name of Scar from Fullmetal Alchemist.

Guy 1: "Hey, what was Scar's real name again?"

Guy 2: "I think it was Jagemu Jagemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Foraimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paupo-paupo Paupo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chounmei no Chosuke."

Guy 3: "No, dude, you got it all wrong. It's Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke."

Guy 1: "Oh, alright, thanks."

Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke by Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire May 21, 2020