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feelings player 

Someone who first gives you bf/gf material but after a while friend zones you or says he/she likes someone else. He/she mostly has done this with multiple people
"I had cute conversations with this dude till 3 A.M. But today he said he saw me as a really good friend, while we had really intense conversations"

"I'm sorry but you are dealing with a feelings player. "
feelings player by Feelings dealer December 31, 2019
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MMORPG player

A person who plays MMORPGs and is usually, contrary to popular belief, not actually obese and/or addicted.
MMORPG player by hipatrick12 October 14, 2020

Star Player 

Almost everyone knows that the star player of our basketball team is Aprilla she is the new LeBron James. Seriously I’m not kidding.
Aliecy- Who’s that cool kid over there?

Gregstnstn- It’s Aprilla she’s so freeking good

Bob Jeffington- shes our star player she gets all the goals
Star Player by lOopY.ChiCKeN_daNCe October 14, 2021

Stem player 

a new device created by Kanye West, you can buy that 200$ to listen to Donda 2 and other music with some good features
- hey do you have a stem player?
- yeah, i bought it for $200

Xbox player 

a species of subhuman humanoids who operate under dysfunctional families, known for using maternal insults if their opponent pretends to violently murder them in a 3d simulation.
"xxPROzGamerboy360xx got vigorously killed by Tronald_Dump"
"Tronald_Dump: Ur a noob kid"
"xxPROzGamerboy360xx: Ur mom is a noob"
"Tronald_Dump: Jeez you rly are an Xbox player"
Xbox player by Pajcho March 12, 2022

Rust player 

A player who shits their pants and lives in their parents basement
"Oh yeah im a rust player"
"Oh so you shit your pants and live in your parents basement?"

xbox player 

A gamer who casually gets their ass licked by a male hooker on friday nights and loves cocktails cause they think it comes from someones actual cock. Hence “cock”
Switch player: i can’t imagine getting my ass ate right now on friday.

Gamestop employee: Yeah when u buy an xbox series s|x it gives you a free 30 day trial to Grindr so they use that opportunity

Switch Player: Wow being an xbox player sounds like an experience.
xbox player by LeNoodles James September 18, 2023