{Seen on a BBS about wheelchairs and scooters -- in its, "Daily Check-In" thread}
As I did yesterday & the day before, I'll kindly dispense with the “{vulgar slang term for male piss weasel (six letters, starts with 'P' and ends with “R", rhymes with “wrecker" {P3K3R})} stuck in the {slang term for wall-mounted porcelain urinal (ten letters, starts with “W" and ends with “T", doesn't rhyme with anything {walltoliet})}" text today.
As I did yesterday & the day before, I'll kindly dispense with the “{vulgar slang term for male piss weasel (six letters, starts with 'P' and ends with “R", rhymes with “wrecker" {P3K3R})} stuck in the {slang term for wall-mounted porcelain urinal (ten letters, starts with “W" and ends with “T", doesn't rhyme with anything {walltoliet})}" text today.
by Telephony May 10, 2016
Get the piss weaselmug. To needlessly waste time
We were an hour late for dinner because the wife spent an hour pissing about with make up and doing her hair.
My pint was empty because my mate spent 20 minutes pissing about trying to chat up the barmaid.
My pint was empty because my mate spent 20 minutes pissing about trying to chat up the barmaid.
by Djc2508 November 6, 2013
Get the Pissing aboutmug. Refers to a period of time in which a person has slept no more than a combined 14 hours out of the last 7 days. It has been said that someone who is truly piss tired could be urinated upon and lack the energy to do anything about it.
John: Hey Rick, did you see Bob take advantage of John when he was piss tired after finals?
Rick: Yes, he was completely soaked.
Rick: Yes, he was completely soaked.
by Andrrew July 26, 2006
Get the piss tiredmug. When someone is so high on adrenaline, that they let out a little bit of piss.
Similar to when one sneezes with a full bladder and lets out a little.
May vary from a dribble to a full on wet your pants depending on bladder and adrenaline levels/conditions.
Similar to when one sneezes with a full bladder and lets out a little.
May vary from a dribble to a full on wet your pants depending on bladder and adrenaline levels/conditions.
person 1: "daaamn dude i totally had an ADRENALINE PISS when we went over those train tracks doing 70 and were airborne for like 3 seconds, not gonna lie!!!"
person 2: "OMG same here dude"
person 2: "OMG same here dude"
by JRKB January 15, 2010
Get the Adrenaline Pissmug. Noun.
The excess urine left over once you have had a piss, not enough to go in the toilet but just enough to leave a soggy patch in your pants or underwear (for you yanks).
The piss that dribbles down your leg after you've been to the toilet.
Annoying.
The excess urine left over once you have had a piss, not enough to go in the toilet but just enough to leave a soggy patch in your pants or underwear (for you yanks).
The piss that dribbles down your leg after you've been to the toilet.
Annoying.
Fuck Sake Gaz, I've got piss drips going to my legs.
Those pesky piss drips have made my Calvin's all wet.
Those pesky piss drips have made my Calvin's all wet.
by Scottyp74 January 11, 2008
Get the Piss Dripsmug. by Harold Flower December 31, 2014
Get the Chunky Pissmug. A drink so magical, it must have come from a unicorn. It tastes delicious, almost as if it contains no alcohol. Usually made with lemonade concentrate, water, and strawberry vodka.
Bro1: Man I got so fucked up last night, but that drink was awesome. What was it?
Bro2: Dude, it must've been unicorn piss.
Bro2: Dude, it must've been unicorn piss.
by gotboobs222 February 14, 2013
Get the Unicorn Pissmug.