Ghillie Patch

Rarely known condition where your born with a hairless, smooth patch of skin instead of genitalia, these people crave physical attention, as they are aware the can never fornicate. The reason behind the name is simple, derived from the camouflage ghillie suit, ghillie patch got it’s name from the fact that your genitalia is essentially invisible like a soldier in a ghillie suit.
Omg did you know Gavin has a ghillie patch.

Always wondered why I never saw him at a urinal
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Patching

To go for freshman boys no matter what their age. And to not use common sense.
She's 18 and she's still Patching.
by Rabbitlover101 November 18, 2016
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piddle patch

When someone laughs so hard, they pee on the couch they're sitting on.
Christine was laughing so hard she made a piddle patch.
by Jssjjaajajah May 05, 2017
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Sour Patch Kids

A group everyone wished they were a part of.
Usually referred to a dream team or a popular group. People are often sour they aren’t a part of the group.
From the «Sour. Sweet. Gone» slogan of the candy Sour Patch Kids.
«I wished I was like the sour patch kids»
«I wonder what it is like being a part of their group» - «you mean the sour patch kids?»
by Xxxbye May 16, 2020
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Sour patch kids

When you cover your dick in vinegar, salt and squeezed lemon before a blow-job
"she said suprise her so I gave her a sour patch kids"
by lil G.S.C. November 24, 2019
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Sour Patch Kids

When you apply bug spray on your penis and ejaculate your semen in her mouth and she gives you a sour face.
I went camping with my girl and the bugs were so bad I ended up giving her a sour patch kid.

My girl hates when the mosquitos come out, not because she gets bit but because I always end up giving her a mouth full of sour patch kids
by Dat1boii June 20, 2020
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