parkinglot68

"variety"

it's the parkinglot68 that makes my job so enjoyable

by pocodefenitions January 22, 2023

Parfing

When someone leads on multiple mean regardless of whether or not they are single. Usually a self-absorbed person with narcissistic tendencies.

"I think this girl is parfing my friend..." - I believe this girl is leading my friend on.

by StarlitEyes017 February 21, 2023

Parking Deck Pounder

When you engage in consensual sex underneath the stairs of a parking deck for a pounder (16oz beer) to keep the buzz going, knowing full well you will claim you were raped after that sweet buzz wears off.

Dude, did you see that hobo giving Mary the Parking Deck Pounder?! It’s a shame she’s just going to try to get him arrested when the shakes set in.

by Tolonoman February 25, 2023

Parking lot carousel polyamory

Its fun, at the moment, but it is technically sketchy AF

Our current lifestyle dynamic is of the parking lot carousel polyamory variety

by EyeTechForYou April 5, 2023

parking lotting

this awesome utah tradition where high schoolers congregate at a parking lot with friends and pull up to each others cars, hop out for a few minutes, and kiss each other— often on video. This is how mormon kids get such a high kiss count but are still virgins

I kissed him and his friend when we went parking lotting last night

by kelp worldwide May 17, 2023

Parking Nazi

Someone usually a Karen who’s sole mission is to judge people’s parking at stores or determine if someone really needs a handicapped space. Or someone complaining a motorcycle or bicycle is parked in the striped area.

I parked in the handicapped parking with my dad and this Parking Nazi said he didn’t need to be there because he can walk.

I rode my motorcycle to Walmart and parked in the loading zone up front and this Parking Nazi Harassed me for parking there

by Dnurse15 May 18, 2023

parting the sea

A horrible middle part, when you thought you were in your prime.

My friends hair is parting the sea, he thinks its good looking.

by A crappy Alienware PC July 17, 2024