National Arthur Parker Day

National Arthur Parker day is every year on February 7th and it celebrates the day of Arthur Parker

Bro guess what it’s National Arthur Parker day

by _Your_Truly_ January 31, 2023

Parker Lee Bennett

A stupid n***** with blonde hair and brown eyes. An egocentric bastard with stupid facial expressions that somehow don't even outweigh his immense stupidity. Parker will leave you in the dust as his stupid triple chin blasts off into space. Always somehow manages to ruin a group joke, even when the continuation of the joke is laid out right in front of him on a carboard wafer. Uses "smart" words/phrases, to make himself seem like he knows what the FUCK he is talking about when he doesn't have a clue. Way too competitive over stupid things just like one of his other friends (TJA). Won't explicitly say the n word, but will say lots of racist things, including defending people that should DEFINITELY not be defended.

Josh: Hey Parker, what you doin?
Parker Lee Bennett: YOUR SISTER!!
Josh: But.. I don't have a sister
Parker Lee Bennett: *smirk* You will in nine months!!! *smugly*
Josh: So.. you fucked sperm..?
Parker Lee Bennett:

Josh:

by 9090alex January 6, 2023

Parker

A demented cuck who barely graduated high school and will probably work at a Chipotle or a KFC for the rest of his miserable life.

Girl 1: Ugh, I'm so glad I broke up with my boyfriend
Girl 2: Yea, he was such a Parker

by Brendyne May 13, 2020

Parker Dunne

Some random dude who plays Minecraft ALL FUCKING DAY

Parker Dunne is such a loser

by PPlayz895 March 24, 2022

Parker Walton

The true definition of a fuck boy. Thinks he is a chick magnet, when really he’s a dick fagget. Has a huge ego. Thinks his shit don’t stink. & Is great at ruining good things when he has one.

Parker Walton is a man whore

by A33b44c55 December 13, 2017

parker bragg

A really cool but kinda gay guy

Hey look, there goes Parker Bragg!

by NotB_n March 4, 2019

robert parker-tyrrel

Robert Parker Tyrell has a tiny todger full of nob cheese. he gets absolutely no pussy. no girl would ever go near his tiny shrimp dick, only his uncle was interested 👀. He enjoys maths and prostitution. he is clearly just a 60 year old disguised as a 15 year old so he can nonce on all the younger people. you can tell by his receding hairline and the fact that once again, he enjoys maths.

robert parker-tyrrell is an absolute nonce

by kiddy fiddler 80246 March 3, 2022