Parker

My enemy

Parker is my enemy, he is watching me write this

by ParkerHater420 February 28, 2024

parker

figure of sexiness. all the girls want him, he also has a horse cock.

Parker is so amazing i loved sex with him.

by niggertigger November 30, 2019

Parker g

A small penised man that can't finish. He beats his meat to Dave bunts.if you ever meet a parker g run away don't look back he will tunk goon and edge on you

Your a parker g

by Leydron gahames December 5, 2024

Parker

parker is the sexiest mofo who gets bittches (and will get you biches to!)
every 1 luvs too have him around and he/she/they silly

parker just picked up jessica from third period. hes a player

by big_baller_97 November 21, 2021

Parker

My daddy

Parker is my hentai daddy

by Sophiasabitch March 16, 2023

Sarah Cessica Parker

SCP agent Sarah Cessica Parker fights Cryptids and other supernatural forces while navigating the dating pool of NYC men. Always wondering if it's the men who are crazy, the world, or just her.

"Sarah Cessica Parker just killed that guy because he was a bad tipper.. and a vampire!"

by SCP Handler December 29, 2023

parker

i wanna give up.
im so tired, i dont wanna be around here.
i try my best to make people laugh
but it never goes right, im sorry for everything.

But im a bitch, i like hurting people. i fucking hate everyone i feel so annoying do people even like me anymore
What do they really have against me?

parker loves orcas, cats and dogs. cute.

by orcalover123 February 27, 2022