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ghost deuce

When one takes a dump in the toilet but it is nowhere to be seen, also when wiping there is nothing there
Dude! I took a shit yesterday and there was nothing there!

That's what you call a ghost deuce my man.

I took the biggest ghost deuce the other day. I couldn't believe how clean that toilet was after I was done.
by The6exo6rci6st April 29, 2014
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Big deuce

These words are said when something is really wrong or when someone says something really dumb or even when you don’t want to do something
Greg: hey man Rihanna is not even that pretty.

Tyrone: Big deuce dahg, RiRi fine as hell Wys.
by abe__world October 13, 2019
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deuced air

a fart, or noisome gas passed from the same orifice as a Number Two
Dude, step away: I just deuced air! OR Damn: open a window! This car stinks of deuced air.
by pedantic99 April 9, 2011
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Deuce Sphere

The sphere and range of locations where one can take a deuce in any given area. The quality of a deuce sphere is determined through the number of locations that are clean enough, quiet enough, and provide a good deucemosphere for an individual. There are different ratings for the quality of a deuce sphere. The deuce sphere is a vital part of deucing in public places.
Guy 1: What part of town are you in?
Guy 2: I am in the north central part of the college campus
Guy 1: Ok youre deuce sphere rating is 8 and there are some prime locations for deucing available. I recommend you find a deucing sanctuary with a good deucemosphere.
by Fanfin September 28, 2014
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Horse Deuce

The first bowel movement, often in several days, after going on a heroin binge. Opiates cause constipation, so junkies tend to get backed up for days or even a week or more, before their body finally forces a bowel movement. This is why they often hole up in a public bathroom for up to an hour, and there can be considerable tearing which contributes to the mess left behind.
"Man, I just dropped a two-week Horse Deuce. I'm having to learn to walk all over again."
by Auntie Hero September 20, 2018
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Deuce Broods

Pronunciation: (Doos Bruds)
Very, Extremely Brood.
Bisa: Dat Girl looks good homes.
Samo Head: Shes Deuce Broods.
by Samo Head June 18, 2008
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deuce processor

To go number 2 in someone's desktop computer. Similar to an upper decker, but much more inappropriate.
The gentleman with the dickeration was not pleased to find some had installed a deuce processor in his machine overnight.
by knasty2 February 3, 2010
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