fail blocking

Fail blocking is when you block someone not due to butthurt, but because they fail so badly they just aren't worth wasting your time on.

Tim gets a lot of failtrolls on his Facebook page, he does a lot of fail blocking.

by Alveron April 14, 2011

status's block

Similar to writer's block; Where on social networking sites you can't think of anything interesting to write in your status.

Ugh! I think I have status's block right now! My life stinks like a pile of crap.

by FreshRealityLeadSinger July 08, 2009

pancake block

When an offensive lineman blocks a man so well the said lineman knocks the said man on the ground

Dude, I totally just pancake blocked Ryan right before he had sex so instead of it being nice, his butt was sore

by Zachatacka (yes the real one) September 28, 2018

Coffee Blocked

Rushing into an empty coffee shop for the coffee you've been craving and someone that has no idea what they want or has a ridiculous order has managed to squeeze to the counter before you.

When someone wanders into the coffee shop ahead of you, meanders towards the counter at the speed of stupid, and then holds up the line asking for freshly brewed decaf in her go-green mug.

"That bitch just Coffee Blocked me for decaf ..."

by Wazzu Otaku October 04, 2011

Cluck Block

When you want to eat Chic-Fil-A but it's Sunday so you can't.

Person 1: Yo man, want to go grab some Chic-Fil-A?
Person 2: That sounds great, but it's Sunday!
Person 1: Dammit, why they gotta cluck block us?!??

by TUB December 27, 2018

Mass Blocking

when you are blocked by a large number of people at once.

dude 1: hey dude this is weird, all of my contacts appear offline.
dude 2: oh dude you were mass blocked!!.
dude 1: oh man i hate mass blocking!

by ICV May 28, 2009

Block Stopper

The weapon to finally stop the cock block, similar to the Wingman, the Block Stopper is there to BLOCK the cock blocker...in essence u have a previously arranged argrement with someone u consider a "bro" to run interference on a potential cock blocker so you may continue your quest smoothly and unimpeded!

K-Man: Yo bro i need your help tonite, im trying to get with this chick but ive been cock blocked before, u wana come help me?

PMG: like a wingman?

K-Man: No, be my Block Stopper, you run interference on all those d-bags while i go in for the kill!

by The K-Man 929 March 25, 2010