Mama Possum

A slang form of people named Macaulay. This man is incredibly sloth like and spends most of his time in front of XBOX and playing with action figures. He is commonly noticed staring at girls from a distance, and may suddenly appear behind you without notice coming from the shadows. If bitten by him, check for rabies.

Most women wish they could understand the deepness of his quietness. While he may appear quiet, his brain is actually discovering the atomic mass of the woman standing next to him.

Girl 1 says, "Oh my gosh look at the guy staring at me. He is such a Mama Possum!!"

Girl 2: "Goodness Mama Possum, her face is up here, not down there!"

Girl 3: "Ah! Don't scare me like that! You just pulled a Mama Possum coming from the shadows like that.

by Wildboyz July 25, 2009

ur mama

The person I fucked yesterday.

-Ah, Harder, Harder! your mom said.

Your mama: The person I fucked really hard yesterday.

by GokuGokuk124 October 10, 2021

Eskimo Mama

The female who is responsible for making people eskimo brothers.

Damn, we're eskimo brothers, and our eskimo mama is Stacy.

by ahahahahahahahahahaha1000000 January 29, 2012

Jolly Mama

An attractive female. It’s close relative, Molly Jama, means the same thing, just a little more attractive.

Guy 1: Doe, Marisa Ferguson is a jolly mama.

Guy 2: The molliest!

by jomama217 June 19, 2012

Mutation Mamas

(noun) (plural)
Mature women, of a certain age

When I see Mutation Mamas, I think of silver-haired wisdom.

by JanetZumba January 01, 2017

Mutation Mamas

(noun) (plural)
Very old ladies.

Notice that all these Mutation Mamas are playing those slot machines?

by JanetZumba January 01, 2017

mama pringle

A girl who runs a brothel of prostitutes that are her friends.

Girl why are you acting like a mama pringle? We aren't your prostitutes.

by RandomWeirdness184 February 01, 2017