choc blocked

Essentially getting cock blocked from completing a level on Candy Crush Saga by the growing chocolate bar.

This is what happens to you when you are playing Candy Crush Saga, and the chocolate seems to intentionally grow in such a way that it prevents you from breaking it, or grows in the opposite direction of the only match close enough to break it.

Candies are laid out in this pattern: OOXO
Chocolate grows in the location of the "X"

"Dang it. I only had one Jelly to break and I just got choc blocked again! Screw you Candy Crush!"

by Piso_mojado July 28, 2013

Writer's Block

1) A period of time where a writer has no inspiration, thought-process, or even the faintest of ideas as to how to start or continue their current work.

2) Hell on earth.

1. I have writer's block. Kill me now.
2. I have writer's block– please just transform me into Icarus so I can fly towards the sun and burn myself alive.

by WinterReader0917 April 24, 2017

Dude Block

Generally when a group of guys get together, they tend to out-testosterone each other with stupid comments and scenarios, generally a third party middle man is needed to intervene and end this event.

Mr.Curran: Ok, I like that sentence, let's sex it up.
John: Huh huh, sex-
Jake: This one time I was with Jenny and we-
Mr.Curran: *Interrupting* Dude Block.

by JayARRGHH October 20, 2010

Park Block

To block someone or something by parking in front of it.

Jill tried to drive drunk last night so I park blocked her. She ended up getting pissed at me, then taking a cab. #winning.

by thechicynic April 10, 2015

Mass Blocking

when you are blocked by a large number of people at once.

dude 1: hey dude this is weird, all of my contacts appear offline.
dude 2: oh dude you were mass blocked!!.
dude 1: oh man i hate mass blocking!

by ICV May 27, 2009

pancake block

When an offensive lineman blocks a man so well the said lineman knocks the said man on the ground

Dude, I totally just pancake blocked Ryan right before he had sex so instead of it being nice, his butt was sore

by Zachatacka (yes the real one) September 27, 2018

Tot Block

To stop someone from stealing one of your tater tots. This usually happens when a hungry friend thinks you are distracted and reaches for a tot from your plate. Then you catch them in the act just in time.

Bob: So I told her I don't care what color -- Hey, bro! (looks down at plate and brandishes a fork threateningly) Lay off the tots! I'm going to eat those!

Tom: Dang! I just got tot blocked!

by ATL Livin' March 3, 2011