Dude, I totally thought I was gonna get some last night, but she really did just want to exchange vegan recipes--turns out it wasn't a date, just a natalie portman.
by Solanas69 June 4, 2019
Get the natalie portmanmug. A whore, a bitch, a cunt, a weak ass hoe who hides behind her friends, i genuinely hope she breaks her spinal cord leaving her paralyzed. I hope she gets into a car crash and ends up in the hospital with severe broken bones. Stupid fucking cunt
Fuck you natalie. Nobody loves you
by C.U.N.HELL August 28, 2025
Get the Nataliemug. by PinkCowQueen October 29, 2022
Get the Nataliemug. Very pretty. Always date her. She will give you all of the love in the world and she is the best. 100000000/10 in looks and 100000000000000000/10 in personality.
by iwatchpaintdry May 4, 2024
Get the Nataliemug. Typical a sexually confused woman that transitions into dykehood later in life. These creatures can normally be found grazing around in Starbucks or somewhere in the military. They can be very hostile if provoked, especially the ones with short hair. They struggle to express feelings so they normally just mentality shut down or have retard outbreaks.
by Dickaloo Dave July 24, 2024
Get the Nataliemug. The perfect woman! She is everything you could ever want. And all the things you never knew you needed. She has the perfect body! Every part of her appeals to you more than anything ever has. Her eyes are deep soulful and consider yourself lucky if she lets you look into them. Her tits are spectacular so sexy and perky you can't stop looking at them her reaction to you caressing them is so sensual it speaks to your most primal self its hard to contain yourself. The skin on her back and middle is so soft sexy and tight it'll drive you insane don't forget the dimples on her back just before the curve of her ass starts it's enough to make a week man bust in his pants. O'Fuck her Ass Dat ass is more than words can describe. The truly perfect butt curvy but no fat the kind of ass you just want to press against your cock! My god Dat ass is to much to even think about. And she has a pussy that dreams are made of so pretty and cute it's a work of art. And it feels like nothing you've ever felt so good. You never want to leave it. She never wants you out. It feels so good you can stay inside her all night fucking like there's no tomorrow and making love like she's your entire world. She is the sexiest woman But so much more than just perfect sex. She is the thing that holds you to the earth your world is her and you love it.
She's Perfect,She's Smart,She's Funny She's Loyal She's The President of Her Mans Fan Club and most importantly She's Mine!
She's Perfect,She's Smart,She's Funny She's Loyal She's The President of Her Mans Fan Club and most importantly She's Mine!
by AllboutDatAss November 16, 2021
Get the Nataliemug. by just1n_1s_cute May 4, 2018
Get the Natalie mondusmug.