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Merchantville

A tiny town in South Jersey, right outside of Camden and Pennsauken. Small town USA, where you know everyone, and everyone knows everything you do. Half the population are gangsta, and think they still live in Camden or Pennsauken. The other half are snobs and act like they should be in Haddonfield.
Known mostly for Aunt Charlotte's, the best chocolate and candy store ever. Host to Philly Fruit, also in the town center, which is your typical small town grocery store.

Has a bank and a church on every corner. M-ville is also complete with a historical society, shade tree commission and 50 cops; two for each adolescent roaming the streets.
Woah, you know everyone.
Yea, we are all from Merchantville.
by A Grant January 27, 2007
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merch kids

Kids that only wear merch from some alternative concert they went to over the previous weekend. Most of the time they are just fangirls or fanboys. They think that their taste in music is better than everyone's else or they want to seem "unique" by wearing merch. Not always scene kids, most of the time they're just douches that think they are cool.

However, sometimes they are actually very nice people that accept all forms of music and wear merch to say "I like this band, if you don't that's cool with me."
I walked into some merch kid at the mall the other day, she was wearing a "Sing It Loud" shirt and a bracelet that said "The Maine". She saw that I was wearing a Iron Maiden shirt and I expected to be attacked with criticism but instead she actually complemented my taste in music and kept walking. Maybe some merch kids really aren't that bad.
by ThatNiceMerchKid September 7, 2009
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merchbeast

Someone who is incredibly skilled at selling merchandise in a retail store.
TTL Cuteness is a straight-up merchbeast at Forever 21. I wouldn't ever wanna compete for employee of the month with that guy.
by ticktockterror November 30, 2009
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Marchtard

Anybody in a marching band who actually enjoys participating in it. Not so much a derogatory term as a remark upon the sheer irrationality of having fun with an activity that requires so much time, sweat, and tears.
Johnny: I love measuring out yard lines on the beach so I can test my step size even when I'm away from my beloved field!
Swampfire: Whatever, marchtard.
by C0urante September 13, 2011
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Marching Band

A cult of sorts
A group of interesting people surrounded by "music".
Marching band was both the best and the worst decision of my life at the same time.
by Chay4 May 18, 2017
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Marching band

a cult.
by wackbro September 9, 2018
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Marching Band

The thing that every urban dictionary definition of it seems to despise.
Did you look at all the urban dictionary definitions of marching band?
by aosoiguhia January 23, 2019
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