mazel tov mix

A medley of hip pop and chart-topping R&B played at middle school dances and Bar Mitzvahs. For fast dances, you would hear the likes of Flo Rida and T Pain. For slow dances, expect "Umbrella" and "No One". And then for dance or karaoke competitions, you have "Crank Dat" by Soulja Boy or "Cyclone" to stand in loose groups and lip sync to. So called the Mazel Tov Mix because while music all the same, it is largely fake and electronic sounding, with shallow lyrics and allusions to more authentic hip hop/R&B, but still what kids on the "cutting edge" listen to.

ENSEMBLE OF 7TH GRADE GIRLS: "With you, with you, with you, with you, with you---"
GIRL: "I'm tearing up"
* * *
"It's 'Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, why'd you have to go, away from home, me love' not 'oh, oh, oh, oh, don't go, away from home, me love'!"
"Yeah Cadence, get with it!"
* * *
ENSEMBLE OF 7TH GRADE BOYS: "Anywhere you need it's guaranteed to go down" (Glock rocking gesture)
* * *
"Do you think 'Get Low' is too explicit for my Mazel Tov Mix?"
"The parents would go for Sarah Bereilles' 'Love Song' but what can you do?"

by Sean Kingston's Embittered Bro October 18, 2008

mix-up juice

Another name for squash or cordial fruit drinks that are mixed with water before drinking.

Can I have some mix-up juice please?

by Miranda Coles March 13, 2008

Mix Bodies

It means -0 ya know the thing we call sex.

My lord, did you mix bodies with that lowly peasant?

by Zigligoose February 11, 2022

The Pretzels of the Party Mix

A boring person in a group of friends. Kinda needed in some respects, but never the center of attention. Conclusion: don't be this person.

God damn you, Joey, you're the pretzels of the party mix.

by SammySlimJim March 15, 2017

Mixed eruption

When I dude cums and shits at the same time.

Oh shit I had a mixed eruption the other day.

by Fatgirl6969 January 5, 2021

Guitar Hero Mix-up

When you get two songs mixed up because they were both playable in a Guitar Hero game.

Person 1: Did you know the theme song from Top Gear is based on a Rush song?
Person 2: Don't you mean Jessica by The Allman Brothers Band?
Person 1: Your right, that was a Guitar Hero mix-up.

by ThulsaDoom July 13, 2010

Mixed Fitness Artist

Someone who trains using all available rescources such as Weightlifting, Crossift, Swimming, Running, Cycling, wrestling, MMA, Yoga, etc.

Many athletes today are Mixed Fitness Artists when it comes to how they train.

by Mixed Fitness Artist January 23, 2011