ok, well u know when u're walking in the shops, or just just walkin in general, with lots of people around... sometime u get those guys walking RIGHT behind u, right up your ass, they want to pass, but they don't say anything. that's an ass master!
by SpotMaster August 29, 2006
by CAT_MARK_1 August 22, 2007
A male born to a humble Mexican family. He is adored by those around him, and looked up to by others. His true passion rests in the Metal genre and hopes to pursue a musical career of some sort. His strong desires for world peace and annihalation of ignorance maintain him alive, although deep down he knows such sights will never be achieved. He is the reason why Sheaver wakes up in the morning.
Master Pyrunk is a god.
by Filthvium October 14, 2006
Short for "Master Tool", typically used to describe someone who sucks up to and does random shit for others. Also connotative of someone who is acting effeminate and showing a girl his "sensitive side" just to get some pooty.
Usually screamed repeatedly in a high-pitched voice (pronounced "Masta Teeeee!") by a group of people witnessing another person acting like a huge tool. The screams are oftentimes accompanied by the same gesture that referees use to call for a "time out".
See also: Gofer
Usually screamed repeatedly in a high-pitched voice (pronounced "Masta Teeeee!") by a group of people witnessing another person acting like a huge tool. The screams are oftentimes accompanied by the same gesture that referees use to call for a "time out".
See also: Gofer
Boy 1: I totally think you should break up with Derek. He has no respect for you and just wants to get in your pants.
Girl 1: (Crying, hugs Boy 1) Thank God I have you, otherwise I have no idea what I would do with myself!
Onlooker 1: What a fuckin' Master T.
Onlooker 2: Seriously. I wonder if he has a mangina. (Screaming) MASTAA TEEEEE
Girl 1: (Crying, hugs Boy 1) Thank God I have you, otherwise I have no idea what I would do with myself!
Onlooker 1: What a fuckin' Master T.
Onlooker 2: Seriously. I wonder if he has a mangina. (Screaming) MASTAA TEEEEE
by yeosefthebrosef April 19, 2010
by Charla Nolasco August 01, 2008
Urban legend of a male with short and stocky penis, tends to be found in mostly short african-american males that are hipsters or call themselves pretty-boys hoping people will not find out the truth of their small penis.
Beware whenever you confront a individual like this about their small penis they tend to have their chodes explode in a raging fashion. To avoid this predicament address them by the name Master/Lord Chode
Beware whenever you confront a individual like this about their small penis they tend to have their chodes explode in a raging fashion. To avoid this predicament address them by the name Master/Lord Chode
Guy 1-"Hey I think that Griffith kid has a small penis!"
Guy 2" Didnt you know? He is the Master Chode! "
Guy 2" Didnt you know? He is the Master Chode! "
by TheChodeExposer April 30, 2011
The epitome of being Nick Baker. To be completely baked out, being THE nick baker, and banging random girls. Also, wishing to bang random random girls. Sometimes, being home all alone and wishing you were banging random girls.
by THE Nick Baker January 01, 2009