Fairy liquided

When someone cleans something and it looks clean but it isn’t.

Omg! I can’t believe that this bar fairy liquided my wine glass!

At the party, Janet fairy liquided my plate after the last use! Now I have to use a dirty af plate!

by Iidentifyasfairyliquid July 9, 2018

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liquid life

The only name for semen that properly acknowledges its connection to God

Noah: Dear lord, please allow liquid life to flow like the flood buoying this ark or else we are all going extinct

by MouseyMousington July 16, 2024

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Liquid Therapist

The #1 bartender

This Friday i'm going to stop by & see my liquid therapist.

by AlmsBarr November 21, 2021

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Giving a centipede is sticking a swirly straw down a man’s penis, then pouring liquid poop down the straw. You the. Take the straw out, and let the shit into his penis. The man then pisses on his parters face, putting a mix of liquid shit and piss together.

I gave her a sweet liquid centipede last night!
He gave me a liquid centipede last night.

by woahbrother June 26, 2024

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