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Lion king theorem

When two people have an argument. They play the lion king movie in the background, one guy can only speak while simba is on screen and the other may speak while simba is off screen.
The presidential debate is on tonight ? Fuck a mediator let’s use the lion king theorem.
by Spinter April 22, 2021
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The Lion King

When your girl is on a heavy bleeding day on her period, have sex doggy style. When you blow your load, pull out and wipe your bloody dick across her ass and say “Simba!”
I was pounding my girl last night, and realized she was on her period, so I did the Lion King on her ass!
by RvTech March 17, 2020
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The Lion King

Possibly one of the greatest, if not the greatest movies from the Disney renaissance. A retelling of Shakespeare's Hamlet, but with animals. Everything in this feature is perfect - from the writing to the animation to the songs... I literally canNOT give all of the things that are great in this movie, THERE ARE TOO MANY OF THOSE! I mean, Can You Feel The Love Tonight won the best original song at the Oscars! Oh, and if you think that the "live-action" remake of the movie is good, then why won't you do us a favor and go f*ck yourself?
Guy 1: Hey guys, remember The Lion King?
Guy 2: Oh wait, you mean the 2019 ada-
Guy 1: No. Go away.
by JanTheAnimatorOfficial November 1, 2023
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Lion Order

DJ Khaled is known for his catchphrases and motivational messages on social media, and "Lion order" is one of them. Although he hasn't explicitly defined it, the phrase can be interpreted in a few ways:

Strength and leadership: Lions are often associated with power, authority, and leadership. By saying "Lion order," DJ Khaled might be encouraging people to step up, take charge, and be leaders in their own lives.
Unity and loyalty: Lions live and work together in groups called prides. "Lion order" might also represent the importance of sticking together, being loyal to one another, and supporting each other in times of need.
Perseverance and determination: Lions are known for their hunting skills, focus, and determination. In this context, "Lion order" could be a reminder to stay persistent and dedicated in the pursuit of one's goals, despite any obstacles or setbacks.
DJ Khaled: Lion order. LIONNNNN.

Person2: Don’t ever play yourself.
by Nawgie March 28, 2023
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purple lion

When a woman wraps a man’s scrotum around the shaft (the mane) and cuts off the circulation (causing it to turn purple) while giving a handjob.
Oh yeah, I know Susan, she gave me a purple lion.
by Louis CK Lookalike September 7, 2023
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Lion Mess

A great soccer player from Portugal, his greatest rival is Cristian Ronald.
Did you see Lion Mess beat Cristian Ronald last night?
by arandomgdfurry December 20, 2022
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Lion Tamer

Lion Tamer is a game played by two people more often by heterosexual couples but not exclusively. It does not require a chair or a whip or a lion for that matter.
The correct way to engage the game is to ask your partner if they would like to play Lion Tamer.
If they agree simply start the game.

If they don't know how to play or question the name of the game ("Lion Tamer?" "What's that?")

You simply say "You get on your hands and knees and I put my head in your mouth"

The wholesome version of this game is nigh impossible but the dirty version is simple and can lead to hours of fun.
by Lex Luthor 801 October 10, 2022
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