Abraham Lincoln

A type of masturbation where you shoot a load on the back of someone's head and run out of the theater before they notice.

Bro I just Abraham Lincoln'd that guy!

by Ze Asshatth May 6, 2017

Lincoln Street Alternative

a school full of absolute bottom of the barrel kids who couldn’t succeed at seaholm so they got thrown into a basement. half of them are either rapists, pedophiles or coke whores and sell their bodies for drugs.

guy1 :Bro doesn’t ella go to lincoln street alternative

guy2: yeah but her ass is fat

guy1: ur guaranteed to get syphillis but ok

by ilovegothbitchez42069 October 14, 2021

Lincoln

Smallest pp in the game, next to Carlos of course, but a greek mythology god.

Why does this guy know so much about Greek mythology?
Idk, he’s probably a Lincoln.
Dang, must be tough having a dick that small.

by Lincoln Abraumets November 26, 2019

Abraham Lincoln

A guy history books (mis)lead people (especially brown people) into believing his intentions were more noble than they actually were. He was from Kentucky (the South) even though Illinois was called the land of Lincoln since that was where he rose to prominence. Had the South won the Civil War, the narrative wouldn't have been that he was a hero, it would have been that he was a traitor, so in order to protect himself, he had to make sure the North won at any cost. The same history books that write that Lincoln was a hero or a great man also write that guys like George Washington and Thomas Jefferson were great men even though they owned slaves.

People seem to forget Abraham Lincoln was a politician and didn't give a fuck about them or future generations of their families, and though it's time the country saw a female president, a female politician would do all the same things as a guy, because she would come from the same human/inhuman race as the male politicians and everyone else, and would be capable of any evil and human weakness a male politician was.

by The Original Agahnim November 13, 2021

lincoln's girlfriend

Apparently an insult according to my girlfriends sister. Idek

Your acting like lincoln's girlfriend Amber!!

by Retarded Ogre May 24, 2020

Lincolned

To receive an unexpected cum shot to the back of the head.

“He hit it from the back and I got lincolned, 10/10, would do again.”

by o captain my captain March 25, 2024

Lincoln-logged

When a person eases a lincoln-log up their anus, and twirls slowly.

When Jim got into the shower, he knew he was ready to be lincoln-logged.

by Larpington Haggitson February 6, 2019