Stadium Jazz

Music micro genre that is inherently jazzy but sounds rubbish in your typical jazz club because of its expansiveness

Herb: "Hey what genre is Egg Tooth by Ephemerals? I heard them play it at Sunset Sunside in Paris and it sounded terrible compared to the album"
Suede: "Yeh that one's gonna be stadium jazz if you ask me."

by olivemondegreen December 2, 2020

Jazz Crabs

A particularly nasty case of itchy genitals caused by a romantic encounter with someone who has questionable sexual hygiene.

I went to Ibiza and caught Jazz Crabs.

by Thumper McButtcheeks August 11, 2021

YOU LIKE JAZZ?

The act in which you throat-fuck a girl and sting her with a bee to get that gorilla grip throat.

I asker her "you like jazz?"She said yes. Getting that gorilla grip throat tonight!

by RCFOXLINE March 6, 2022

Jazz Eggs

A small Spodge of Spadge

Oh for heavens sake Jeremy, you've left some Jazz Eggs on the Chesterfield again

by judonostalgia December 4, 2023

Restroom jazz hands

The various motions people use trying to get the hand air dryer to start in a public restroom.

Man, that guy made restroom jazz hands for over a minute before he figured out the air dryer didn't work.

by The Pirate of Pissants August 27, 2013

Down tuned jazz shred metal

Romance and Rebellion

That is our genre of music, Down tuned jazz shred metal- Alecsandr James (The Guitarist)

by THEREYNOLDSPAMPHLET December 30, 2018

jazz phelanges

an energetic combination of the movement of your fingers and ridiculously exuberant facial expression

1) Jazz Phelanges are most frequently applied to express excitement toward a grand success or something totally epic, i.e. standing at the summit of tall mountains, BUT
2) They are put into action even more frequently in reference to our boss, Bob Ross.

by Ridgeford March 29, 2009