jacob sartorius

the cancer of the internet

13 year old girl : I LOVE JACOB SARTORIUS OMG
Me : KYS

by Gabbobler did nothing wrong July 10, 2016

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Pure cancer

Jacob sartorius is pure cancer

by Jj godly July 27, 2016

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jacobellis

to attempt to show off and completely fuck yourself over. as seen when Lindsay Jacobellis threw away a gold meal in boardercross by trying to grab method off the last jump.

fuck dude, he had it until he decided to pull a jacobellis

by pete_stock April 12, 2006

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Jacob Sartorius

13 year old boy from the musical.ly app who little girls are obsessed with at the moment.

A : Who is Jacob Sartorius?
B : Some little kid with no talent who lip syncs

by FirstLast2016 June 16, 2016

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A fat peace of crap who sit on a gay chair saying penis or chicken because he is missing a brain cell or two he says he does baseball but instead eat hotdogs at a hot dog contest and says he will beat you in a fight but he is to fat to he is usually with an Adrian and there last names are usually meyer the list of foods they eat are poop dog hotdogs child grandma snow quarters wraps eggs arrowplanes freezed cats fish and everything else

Stupid fat peace of crap he is so jacob

by BigIanDries June 1, 2018

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Jacob Michael Thomas

My beautiful boy.

Extremely caring, loving and strong. One of the best, funniest, smartest people out. Love him absolutely shitless, she's gorgeous inside and out.

Person- ' I wish I had a guy like Jacob Michael Thomas '

Me- ' HELL YEAH YOU DO '

by LIL LLAMA July 9, 2014

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