jared

typically known as a boy with a massive penis
jared has a massive penis
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yk jared? yeah he can be an L friend sometimes...
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Bruh I have a jared
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Some fat kid that supports Real Madrid. Some how he is very athletic and is also caring. He’s also very hot.
Yo here comes Jared
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Intelligent to a fault, hilarious, and willing to die to prove a point or make someone laugh. He's the rawest nigga God could create, and yet still a charming individual unless you get on his bad side. If you do, he'll likely get you injected with radioactive isototopes to die a slow death in a british hosptial. He's the Putin in your friends group.
by DonkeyKong TacoMong August 30, 2017
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He is a cute, smart, and sporty guy. He will end up breaking your heart by not talking to you anymore. He will just ask your friends for nudes and then when you ask them if they ever sent nudes, they say they have never and then when you look at the messages you want to confront them but you don't. It's like when he stops talking to you, right away your friend runs to him like bitch are you jealous or what like what are you jealous go get your own and leave us alone. Like you get jealous when were together and then it's like you trying to get me jealous by getting with him like go fuck yourself and let me live my own life.
Jared is a cute guy.
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Missing hair follicles, extremely bald. Has a one-piece character build. Overall a 1 in looks. Knows his way around a women. Not the sharpest person in the room.
Jared’s bald as shit
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