January 17 

if u were born on this day you’re an idiot <3

A: when’s ur birthday?
B: january 17, why?
A: wow ur birthday is on national slap an idiot day 🤗

January 17 by 😧🤞 March 6, 2022

january 13 

a fat person was born on this day maybe even ginger

person 1: it’s my birthday on january 13
person 2: oh that’s why your fat

january 13 by not-a-fat-ginger April 10, 2022

January 1st 

The day the best country in the world (Australia) got their independence

January 1st is the best day of the year!

January 1st by Mr Big Brain July 12, 2022

January 18 

Pizza mozzarella day

January 18 is Pizza mozzarella day. Pizza mozzarella day is the day to eat pizza and party with your friends

January 18 by Johhny joestar August 1, 2022

January 19th 

January 19th refers to a special day when everyone is to make out with any woman they find with the name “Johanna”

“oh my god it’s January 19th , we should go find johanna so we can make out w her”

January 19th by happyhorse67 September 9, 2022

January 19th 

The best person in the world is born this day, happy birthday baby!

"Hey Axel"
"What?"
"Today's January 19th! Your birthday, the best person in the world day!"
"Oh yeah! Thanks for reminding me"

January 19th by dusty-bun October 9, 2022

January 11

January 11th is International get more hoes Day

People born on this day get all the hoes

Person 1 : Yo , why does Ashton get all the hoes

Person 2 : Coz he was born on January 11

Person 1 : But so was i , and i get no hoes , People born on this day get all the hoes
Person 2 : Bcoz u r blac-

January 11 by GetHoesBut is Gay October 21, 2022