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Jack

He's one hell of a person. He is very outgoing and virtuous but he is also a player. If you know a jack you are lucky but be careful because he might reel you in to get what he wants. Be cautious because he is very smart and witty. He's an amazing friend but has a problem with only looking at one girl. If you are dating a jack I advise you to be cautious.
Who's he?
His name is jack,He's a player be careful
by Theeyeofthebeholder July 5, 2017
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Crazy mofo who will rek ur life...in a good way. Everyone talks about him but he doesn't realize it, is the hottest guy at ur school. Probably played minecraft as a kid. Is definitely the craziest person in ur squad and will beat anyone at physical combat.

Can do as many backflips in a row as you tell him to do before losing consciousness. Will attempt any challenge without question.

Will be the first to submit to any form of authority, and will most likely become a killing slave...prepare for the apocalypse.
A: "Hey, would you mind taking my pic? I gotta go backflip off that cliff."

B: "Yeah, sure dude. Ur such a Jack."
by HOLYSHITCAPSLOCKISON December 5, 2017
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The name Jack literally translates to "wow the sex is brilliant" in a fuck tonne of languages. It can additionally mean "considerably long penis" and there has even been an urban verb to describe the act of masturbation, literally the word/name ... "Jack". He is great under the covers and really knows what he's doing down there. I mean wow. He is also the type of guy who doesn't run off money, but is sexually fuelled and chooses family over money. Most Jacks are abnormally tall and will knick your girl within a blink of a fucking eye. Oh and btw, they're great with their hands.
Jack: Hey, how's the relationship going?
Friend: You know about us? Hm. Well not great. She's cheated on me , coincidentally , with this bloke called Jack.
Jack: Wow that is a very funny coincidence. Her name wasn't Britney by any chance? Haha.
Friend: Yes. Yes she was
Jack: *runs away quicker than the speed of fucking lightning*
by m_1987 January 30, 2017
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Lazy, fat, arrogant little shit who always need to have his way like the little lazy bitch he is. He's most likely a fucking libtard who sucks cock like the gay community supporter he is. He's ugly as shit and super annoying and no one likes him.
I hope that Jack kid flies out the windshield of car in an accident and cracks his neck.
by D I C C W E T T I December 5, 2018
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A sloth who goes to our lady's . He had two cats but they both got eaten
Where jack go look in the food line tahts where he will be
by Xoxoxoxo12345 July 10, 2017
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Call of duty master who gets heaps of girls and can quickscope any of his ex's with skill.

Nobody escapes jacks' quickscoping skills, no girl is safe from his wrath.. jack is a trained cod sniper.

A total badass.
Girl:"I'm thinking of dumping jack...."

guy:"That's not a good idea he'll quickscope you into hell if you do.."

girl:"Your right."
by Frick frack master crack March 4, 2019
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Jack Halloran is a gay bitch who likes to give head to little midgets and also agrees to anal with fourth graders
WOW Jack Halloran is such a big nig...
by Benis the big penis March 12, 2019
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