Italian Taxes

A disaster. These taxes are the worst taxes in the entire world. That’s why everyone never pay them.

American: Hey Mario have you paid taxes
Mario: DAMN BRO ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT! ITALIAN TAXES ARE BAD!

by UnGenio January 30, 2020

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Italian lawn

An Italian lawn is a yard full of cement

Maria’s our hosing her Italian lawn down again

by Yaasfag February 5, 2020

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Italian Gusher

Totinos pizza roll

Jeffs fetish is to finger an Italian gusher But he always gets third degree burns

by Cuntswitch July 29, 2020

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Italian Stack

2 or more naked Italian women lying one of top of the other

Was in a great Italian Stack the other night.

by Iommanxman June 17, 2022

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There name usually starts with an A, they are a great person. Very funny but sometimes also a jerk, they are very short as why they are short Italian. They usually have very many friends and are very accepting. They live in canada as well, I hope to be friends with a short Italian. If you meet one remember to bring up fortnite cause thats there only hobby

Me: Hey short Italian
Them: Tf Is a short Italian?
Me: You,check urban dictonary dumbass 🙄

by Samm_qwq2918 December 21, 2021

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The Italian Syndrome

Occurs when someone feels that he's getting played while dating. He doesn't want to get played, so he lets his partner decide their status. Usually puts an end to the relationship.

Dude, you're doing it again, that's the Italian syndrome.

by Romi Kl. February 4, 2022

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