school internet

the dodgiest shit ever. you can easily bypass school internets, stuff that should be blocked isn't block and stuff that shouldn't be blocked is blocked. you're better of using hotspot even if it means the slowest internet ever because the school internet is guaranteed to be 5 times slower and most of the time, not even fucking work. also note that every time you visit a web page you have to sign in with your username and password which both are literally the closest to codes you can get, which makes you feel like a fucking number.
Type an example of how to use this in a sentence you say? Easy. school internet is fucking shit.
by gravysauce481 March 26, 2021
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Send an internet

Sending a message, invitation or other communication by electronic means. This includes e-mail, text, IM, Facebook invite, etc.

Often used when messaging a larger audience that doesn't necessarily have the same preferred means of communication. So some people in the group might get an e-mail, some a text and some a Facebook invite.
Hey, we're having a party on Saturday. Can you send an internet to Cameron, Katia, Corina, Ron, Kevin and Dave?
by RogerTango March 13, 2012
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Internet Casualty

"Internet Casualty" is a named applied to those who spend their nights on the internet, and then wander around in a sleep deprived haze during the day. This means that they dont have enough energy to do anything productive, so they fill that void with more internet.
If you're reading this at 4 am, you're an internet casualty.
by 852derek852 September 08, 2009
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internet vampire

A person who connects to the internet all day at Mcdonalds by buying a refillable dollar coffee.
Joe was internet vampire. He was on the internet all day long at Mcdonalds sucking on his refillable one dollar coffee to pay for it.
by Silver Lion February 06, 2014
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internet syndrome

A psychological condition where a person spends most of their life on the internet and/or is more comfortable in internet life than real life
mum: will you ever get off social media
me: I have internet syndrome
by KayJaySaward June 21, 2014
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internet corn

porn, but ya know. it is corn
Damn, im so corny. im gonna have to watch so much internet corn tonight
by THIRDLEGGREG April 04, 2017
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Internet Explorer

The best web-browser in the world for downloading Mozilla Firefox.
When it comes to downloading Mozilla firefox, Internet Explorer does a magnificent job.
by John #2 July 01, 2005
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