Hope this helps

An open invitation to shoot them in the head. Seriously, if you know someone who says this passive aggressively, they consent to being jumped and curb stomped.

Tiktok girl: "Well actually... Hope this helps🥰"
Any moral and upstanding human being: *puts her down like a fucking dog*

by Bowser Enthusiast August 3, 2024

Help

Something that, if you genuinely believe a single definition on this website, you need.

Me: Hey where do you get your dictionary definitions?
You; Oh, just urban dictionary
Me: Seek help

by ChillyCharles August 15, 2024

Helping other people

I'm other people to you. Have you helped me?

Idiot "Helping other people is great! That's why I do it in a vague and amorphous way that doesn't actually constitute helping anyone. See, if I help people in this way, they give me credit for changing their lives and I don't have to have to actually do anything. Which is why self-help is so lucrative. Then, I get to tell myself I'm helping people and I get money for it."

Hym "But, by your own logic, if I didn't write the Joker and, therefore, shouldn't be paid for doing it... Then you don't actually help anyone and shouldn't be paid. What's more, I ACTUALLY WROTE the words the Joaquin Phoenix said in the movie whereas you're just saying that you helped people or taking them at their word... Soooo...."

by Hym Iam January 15, 2023

Help

Something you wont find no matter where you go.
You cant escape You cant escape You cant escape You cant escape You cant escape You cant escape You cant escape You cant escape You cant escape You cant escape You cant escape You cant escape You cant escape You cant escape You cant escape You cant escape You cant escape You cant escape You cant escape You cant escape You cant escape

Little billy: hey can i have help?
Father: no

by You cant escape February 3, 2023

anti-help

noun: a person whose deeds or actions to contribute to a scenario are less effective and counter productive to the goal of the outcome.

verb: The objective is further behind the goal because of the intervention of "assistance".

Every time he cleans, the house is messier that when we started. I don't need this anti-help making more work for me. Ugh.

by strwbrrygrrl February 7, 2023

Call in and we'll help you

We aren't going to help you.

Hym "Because I already said I'm not calling in. So, 'call in and we'll help you' means you aren't going to do it. Not calling in isn't a barrier to you. So, no. I'm not ever going to do that. You should have done what I told you 3 years ago or 10 years ago and though kids in Texas would not be dead and Suchir Balaji would not be dead. YOU... DO WHAT I TOLD YOU TO DO. I'm not doing it. There are a lot of things I WILL do but no. I'm not calling anyone. I'm not doing anything beyond this. You can just listen to the words I say and then do those words and not the other way around. I already told you I wouldn't and I already explained why."

by Hym Iam March 26, 2025

Meta Helped China With AI

Yeah dawg that is super-treason you can't give that to them... Unless I control all of their electronics now, in which case, there's this cute TikTok girl that sings the Russian song and you motherfuckers need to fork her over immediately! I WILL MURDER YOU ALL!!!

Hym "Meta helped China with AI? Hooooly shit guys! What the fuck Trump!? How about get this new whistleblower some security? Or does she not need it because it's the whistleblowing about stealing from me part that people are getting killed over?"

by Hym Iam April 11, 2025