Landon Harrison

Landon Harrison is a high school kid with a square head who vapes and smokes weed in the bathroom everyday. He is usually too faded to be aware of his surroundings.

Landon Harrison is so faded, he put the ramen in the microwave without unwrapping it.

by Insullen October 17, 2025

Harrison

Harrison is the person with the biggest dick ever and yo mama loves him and its like 11 inches long and

omg its so big is your name harrison

by bigdickharrisonman January 27, 2025

Nico Harrison

The name of the Dallas Mavericks GM who traded away Luka Doncic to the Lakers, the best player in Mavs history and arguably the best player in the NBA. He's known for breaking the hearts of Mavs fans, trading a future MVPs for 7ft tall slabs of glass, making stupid decisions because of his hard on for Nike, and for botching a Stephen Curry shoe deal.

Alex: GUYS...we just traded Luka to the Lakers for Anthony Davis...
Mike: You're joking...FUCK Nico Harrison. That dumb fuck just broke my heart and fucked up the whole city of Dallas. He can rot in hell.

by downwithnico February 3, 2025

Matthew harrison

Loves to say retard even though his teachers say not too and is the GOAT.

Who said retard, it was probably Matthew Harrison

by The fizzled February 12, 2025

harrison high school

(kennesaw) high school where 1 out of 10 people are black, and 1 out of every 2 blacks think theyre ghetto but 0% of of those niggers are actually ghetto. youll see the whitest kid living in a big ass house but thinks hes hood, shi youll see a nigga in an even bigger house who thinks hes even more hood. the people that know they aint hood usually end up doing coke at parties anyways so you gotta pick ur poison.

harrison high school is full of bops

by yunin March 3, 2025

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by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 6, 2025

Harrison

That's a good story. I don't think I've seen that one yet... Vaguely analogous to my thing too so... Yeah, I would probably enjoy it more if I wasn't BEING SOCIALLY IMPRISONED BY A CAGE MADE OF MY OWN INCREDULITY AND POVERTY but, you know...

Hym "Yeah, that Harrison story is pretty fuckin morbid... Especially in the context of my situation... I'm sure it'll all work out." know,

by Hym Iam June 8, 2024